Must admit,it was the size of my now missus"s tits that caught my attention ,when we first met in Pashas (stop sniggering at the back)
Fast forward 26 years and it looks like she has got 3 nipples ,as her belly button is on the same latitude.
This reminds me of the joke about a couple celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary. The wife asks her husband what he thought when he first saw her naked all the those years ago :
He replies "I thought that I wanted to fuck your brains and suck your tits dry"
She then asks, "And what do you think when you see me naked now ?"
"That I did a fucking good job"