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Question: What is the first thing you look at?
Eyes - 13 (22.4%)
Face - 16 (27.6%)
Hair - 0 (0%)
Breasts/chest - 16 (27.6%)
Stomach - 1 (1.7%)
Arse - 3 (5.2%)
Legs - 5 (8.6%)
Ankles - 1 (1.7%)
None of the above, I just really really want to get to KNOW them - 0 (0%)
Smile - 0 (0%)
Bank account balance - 2 (3.4%)
Postcode - 0 (0%)
Dress sense - 1 (1.7%)
Lack of spots - 0 (0%)
Tattoos <sigh> - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 53

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« Reply #15 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 23:22:45 »

Give Mrs Batch another 10 years ...

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« Reply #16 on: Friday, November 13, 2015, 23:40:06 »

How do you see someone's Postcode when you first meet them? Or do you actually work for talk talk ?

Tattooed on tits?
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 04:28:27 »

I don't care how stunning they look- if they smoke it's a no-no from me.

A moustache puts me off, too.
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 09:13:21 »

Face first, intelligence second if they pass the first two it's on to smoking or tatts. No use having the most beautiful facial features then sounding like and having the brain power of Waynetta Slob.
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 09:20:15 »

The thing I do is bend down to my crotch level, look up to make eye contact with them and say "why are you looking down here, love?".
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 11:04:11 »

Cunt.
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 11:07:23 »

Cunt.

 
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 11:49:58 »

 Do they have their own teeth  Smiley
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 12:02:15 »

Do they have their own teeth  Smiley

This is a 'desirable' rather than an 'essential'..
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 12:09:17 »

This is a 'desirable' rather than an 'essential'..

Yes, desirable. Breath essential.
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 12:17:13 »

How do you see someone's Postcode when you first meet them? Or do you actually work for talk talk ?
I normally ask for a copy of a recent utility bill.
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 12:25:54 »

Yes, desirable. Breath essential.

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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 12:58:31 »

Pulse.

Although these days I'd go for "Still Warm"
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 13:00:17 »

Yes, desirable. Breath essential.
Can't agree with this. You are cutting out a lot of option's.
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, November 14, 2015, 13:26:08 »

Just me that thinks legs>breasts then.

Nope, not just you, love a great set of pins.
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