Thought this was a thread about my favourite after shave of the 80's. I was easily pleased back then!
When I was about 12, me and mate stole a bottle of my Dad's Absinthe-like (that's how strong it tasted to us) homemade wine to get pissed at his. We drank it and got nicely twatted. Realising it was mostly alcohol, we then decided to continue our session with his large bottle of Insignia.
I don't think we got very far, or if we even managed to swallow any, but we did try to drink a cap full each. I do still recall the utterly vile taste - so yeah, don't drink Insignia when you've finished the homemade wine.