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flammableBen

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« on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:04:20 »

I'm going to call every adult I see wearing an England shirt a Cock.

St. George was all about truth and honesty and dragons.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:06:50 »

Is this the new name for news monkey?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:09:46 »

Yeah, he's gone to work for the adver and needs a filler piece.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:16:31 »

I'm going to call every adult I see wearing an England shirt a Cock.

St. George was all about truth and honesty and dragons.
St Troy is all about the big booty bitches.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:19:25 »

 Horse  I'm going to find me a corpulent horse, and ride it down to the Glue Pot.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:28:43 »

Horse  I'm going to find me a corpulent horse, and ride it down to the Glue Pot.

How romantic
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:36:22 »

How romantic

Romance is my middle name....well actually it's Bosanquet.
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Sir Pissalot

« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:42:29 »

St Troy is all about the big booty bitches.

Yeah, he likes a lotta junk in da trunk!
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fatbasher

« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:49:02 »

Romance is my middle name....well actually it's Bosanquet.

maybe lost on someone under 45
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:20:54 »

I'm going to demand justice for the innocent dragons brutally slaughtered.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:26:00 »

The dragon is just a metaphor for Wetherspoons banning people in England shirts. Political Correctness gone mad.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:40:29 »

One of my colleagues is wearing cufflinks with the St George cross on them. I should ask him if he's Georgian.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:46:37 »

One of my colleagues is wearing cufflinks with the St George cross on them. I should ask him if he's Georgian.

Put in a complaint. He's probably racist.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:25:16 »

Idris the dragon is banned?
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Talk Talk

« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:34:25 »

By leaving the country. At 4pm.
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