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Title: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:04:20
I'm going to call every adult I see wearing an England shirt a Cock.

St. George was all about truth and honesty and dragons.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Gnasher on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:06:50
Is this the new name for news monkey?


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:09:46
Yeah, he's gone to work for the adver and needs a filler piece.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:16:31
I'm going to call every adult I see wearing an England shirt a Cock.

St. George was all about truth and honesty and dragons.
St Troy is all about the big booty bitches.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:19:25
 :horse:  I'm going to find me a corpulent horse, and ride it down to the Glue Pot.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:28:43
:horse:  I'm going to find me a corpulent horse, and ride it down to the Glue Pot.

How romantic


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:36:22
How romantic

Romance is my middle name....well actually it's Bosanquet.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:42:29
St Troy is all about the big booty bitches.

Yeah, he likes a lotta junk in da trunk!


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: fatbasher on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 09:49:02
Romance is my middle name....well actually it's Bosanquet.

maybe lost on someone under 45


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:20:54
I'm going to demand justice for the innocent dragons brutally slaughtered.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:26:00
The dragon is just a metaphor for Wetherspoons banning people in England shirts. Political Correctness gone mad.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:40:29
One of my colleagues is wearing cufflinks with the St George cross on them. I should ask him if he's Georgian.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 10:46:37
One of my colleagues is wearing cufflinks with the St George cross on them. I should ask him if he's Georgian.

Put in a complaint. He's probably racist.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: ron dodgers on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:25:16
Idris the dragon is banned?


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Talk Talk on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:34:25
By leaving the country. At 4pm.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:53:33
 naked apart from a bunch of chrysanthemums ....


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 12:57:19
And now I've got that image burnt into my brain for the rest of the day.

Thanks, Paul.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 13:05:19
naked apart from a bunch of chrysanthemums ....

Pictures or it didnt happen


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 13:46:02
Pictures or it didnt happen
Samdy's got more than enough mental images for everyone .... bwaaaahhaahahahahahahahahaaaaa!


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: wiggy on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 16:14:05
I will celebrate tomorrow when I finally get some time off work.

I will go to a pub, have beers and watch Gaz Brookfield.


Title: Re:
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 16:27:24
I won't. Fucking hokum the lot of it. If religion isn't bad enough, let's combine it with that other great instigator of mass murder; nationalism.


Title: Re:
Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 16:30:48
I won't. Fucking hokum the lot of it. If religion isn't bad enough, let's combine it with that other great instigator of mass murder; nationalism.

You wouldn't say that if they gave you a wacky St. George's Day foam hat.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 16:33:35
You wouldn't say that if they gave you a wacky St. George's Day foam hat.
If I got a wacky foam hat I'd fucking love St George's Day.

But I don't. So it's shit.


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 16:58:30
I'm going to drink some Italian beer and watch the Madrid Vs. Munich game. How very English!


Title: Re: How are you going to celebrate St. Georges Day?
Post by: Honkytonk on Wednesday, April 23, 2014, 18:11:34
By swearing loudly at every UKIP political broadcast I see.

Fucking cunty cunt cunts