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« Reply #180 on: Friday, December 6, 2013, 11:56:21 »

Oh dear indeed, England getting totally outplayed here - please, please, pleeeeease show some fight with the bat the next couple of days!
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« Reply #181 on: Friday, December 6, 2013, 12:27:55 »

Bailey dropped on 10. Clarke dropped on 18 and Haddin dropped on 5.

Just cost England a cool 286!! Ouch


The converse of "catches win matches"

Those drops have certainly cost us any hope of a win and will have given Clarke a lovely margin in which he will feel comfortable to attack rather than contain.

With Captain Cook already back in the Pavilion, I pray that I don't wake up as last time to see him batting again in the morning when I wake up.
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« Reply #182 on: Friday, December 6, 2013, 13:04:54 »

Wank.

I've done my bollocks yaaaaay
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« Reply #183 on: Friday, December 6, 2013, 14:05:08 »

Oh dear indeed, England getting totally outplayed here - please, please, pleeeeease show some fight with the bat the next couple of days!

Fight indeed. When England are good, they are good, but when they are getting beaten they seem to fold like a house of cards. Even a shite aussie team will have two or three fighters.
Where is the England batsman that will stand up and say,
"No,  fcuk you, you aint having my wicket without a fight"
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« Reply #184 on: Friday, December 6, 2013, 17:59:31 »

I'm hoping that Carberry can ride his luck like he did in the warm up games and go big again. He can certainly crunch the ball!

Cook looked scared of Johnson in what I saw of the highlights. Also think that Root was desperate to get off strike too!
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« Reply #185 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 01:01:45 »

Whatever is happening in the England dressing room right now, I hope it involves the boys lining up to take turns to kick Root and KP in the head
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« Reply #186 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 02:00:07 »

Gooodbye England, you will never beat us #Belgrade

Everyone hates you

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« Reply #187 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 02:05:03 »

Never forgive the bombing # cowardly western engineered cunts
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« Reply #188 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 02:58:19 »

Fair play to the Aussies for regaining the Ashes. Mitchell Johnson tearing England a new one.
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« Reply #189 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 03:00:57 »

Is this some sort of alternate universe? Prior is a bunny, Johnson is the second coming and England collapse in a heap if someone so much as sneezes in their direction.

Fucking hell. Could be one long tour if someone doesn't step up and soon. Never mind 400, would be fucking nice if we reached 200 occasionally
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« Reply #190 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 03:06:50 »

If that was a deliberate tactic by Broad then he's massive idiot.
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« Reply #191 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 03:17:50 »

Jesus Herbert Chapman Christ.

You can't put your best batsman in at 5 with a debutant at 6, a hollow shell at 7 and a tail that wags once in a blue moon.
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« Reply #192 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 03:28:50 »

Well done Mitchell Johnson,  you sent the middle stump of a number 11 batsman flying. Perfectly reasonable to get in his face.

Classless
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« Reply #193 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 04:51:32 »

This is brilliant.

Mitchell Johnson is my new hero.

Get it right up you CUNTS.

##bye bye Ashes

soapy tit wank, wooooooah, loving it massive
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« Reply #194 on: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 04:54:40 »

Nothing personal TEF but what a night, just getting over the World Cup draw and now this  Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Beers Beers Beers Beers Beers Beers Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Bye Bye Bye Pint Pint Pint Pint

Lovely jubbly  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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