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« Reply #180 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 13:33:04 »

Katie McGrath - best looking woman ever.

This.

I almost blew my beans during the episode of dates when she was getting it on with the chinese girl.

Christ alive.

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« Reply #181 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 13:41:28 »

You have got to be shitting me. She looks like Eddie Munster for fucks sake.



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« Reply #182 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 19:32:05 »

Or just start a new thread in the lounge? I wouldn't mind a butchers.

Oh go on then..
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« Reply #183 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 20:03:39 »

Wait wait wait, there's a lounge? Is that next to the billiard room?

You wanna see what pauld does with the lead piping in there.
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« Reply #184 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 20:47:34 »

It hurts.  He doesnt even lubricate it first.
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« Reply #185 on: Tuesday, July 16, 2013, 20:53:16 »

It hurts.  He doesnt even lubricate it first.

That explains the face on your avatar.
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« Reply #186 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 20:41:50 »

Can't believe no one on this thread has mentioned Kate Beckinsale

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« Reply #187 on: Tuesday, July 23, 2013, 20:52:01 »

Greta Valenti

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« Reply #188 on: Thursday, August 1, 2013, 18:18:55 »

Emma Watson
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« Reply #189 on: Thursday, August 1, 2013, 18:37:04 »

Can't believe no one on this thread has mentioned Kate Beckinsale



YES

30 seconds max
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« Reply #190 on: Thursday, August 1, 2013, 20:36:41 »

DMR - you seem to say 30 seconds max a lot.  Is this just the bedroom activity equivalent of Stuart Fleetwood going back to non-league - i.e. perhaps you have found your level?

I'm not judging - I like to be quick.  You can get so much else done.
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« Reply #191 on: Thursday, August 1, 2013, 20:38:50 »

It's the '10/10' thread, I'm only telling the truth.

But sustained drilling is no forte of mine. I make up for it by being a tremendous neck though.
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« Reply #192 on: Thursday, August 1, 2013, 20:42:17 »

Could we perhaps have a more realistic "4/10, not exactly great but at least I might have half a chance" thread?  I'll start - my middle aged neighbour who puts out the recycling in the morning in her dressing gown.  Its all gone a bit south but she's one her own and I bet she'd have a right good go on it.
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« Reply #193 on: Thursday, August 1, 2013, 22:49:31 »

Is DMR a giraffe?
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« Reply #194 on: Thursday, August 1, 2013, 22:53:45 »

my middle aged neighbour who puts out the recycling in the morning in her dressing gown. 

Hasn't she got a black box?
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