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[url width=500 height=206]http://i.imgur.com/8DhgtCd.gif[/url]

My current personal favourite is Emily Ratajkowski, who stars prominently (and nakedly) in "Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke featuring Pharrell.

She looks like this:

[url width=250 height=338]http://25.media.tumblr.com/07407b4178e6b12826251d68fdc75ee2/tumblr_mlsex2vFHb1r64pd4o1_250.jpg[/url]

 Dr Jenina Ramirez....latest thinking man's crumpet, especially those with an interest in medieval art and literature, so probaably just Leefer and I on here.

[url width=900 height=600]http://digitaljournal.com/img/4/3/5/4/2/2/i/1/0/5/o/3._Dr_Janina_Ramirez_at_British_Library_Medieval_Kings_-__174__Oxford_Film_and_TV.JPG[/url]

[url width=900 height=435]http://i.imgur.com/ZOcECpy.jpg[/url]


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Splat

[url width=900 height=562]http://www.all-wallpapers.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Amber-Heard1.jpg[/url]

Anne Hathaway is a current personal favourite. Someone else will have to do the image honours as I'm at work.

Some clown had her in the other thread as a "probably shouldn't"

Unbelievable

she looks like a bug and is irritating as hell, I can kind of understand it.

but they're wrong

[url width=400 height=300]http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/50a173f0eab8ea7440000005-400-300/anne-hathaway-les-miserables.jpg[/url]

Yours.

My personal current favourite is Gweneth Paltrow. Stunningly  beautiful.
Ellie Harrison from countyfile I like too.

Just been watching Weeds on Netflix so my current favourite is Mary Louise Parker.

Sometimes she's really, really, really, really (lots of reallys) fit.

At others she's a bit of a freak.

I knew someone would post the Les Mis pic. Despite that, I definitely still would.

The wife was watching some film with her and Jake Gyllenhaal in t'other week, she was pure filth. Kept getting her baps out and was definitely a 10/10 would bang.

The wife or AH?

AH. Unfortunately, the wife doesn't make a habit of getting her baps out whilst watching films.

My latest obsession.  Hannah Ware who starred in The Boss with Kelsey Grammer, got her norks out a lot.


[url width=210 height=300]http://i2.listal.com/image/4361020/600full-hannah-ware.jpg[/url]

TIL: Swindon fans are easily swayed by boobs

[url width=300 height=430]http://www.gq.com/images/women/2011/10/katie-aselton/katie-aselton-300x430.jpg[/url]

Katie Aselton - Jenny in The League

they both look ill

Kaley Cuoco

those last two girls need to eat a good meal, they look ill. Don't see the appeal.

She was better when she was in Charmed

I remember from her first main show '8 Simple Rules'....still would though.

Her ginger sister in '8 simple rules' would too

Curves over washboard every time.

Ashley Roberts
Natalie Dormer (GoT)
Emilia Clarke (GoT)

Amy Pond

[url width=900 height=675]http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/AP_zps0c1ad164.png (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/AP_zps0c1ad164.png.html)[/URL]

this thread is pointless without photos

Yeah, pull your fingers out lads

I'm so in love with her

Much better.

Sasha Grey for starters.

[url width=600 height=900]http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/b6e4b7b99d6d05c3f25ce842fbba9fdf/l.jpg[/url]

Done

Kate Upton for me!

[url width=900 height=900]http://www.besthairstyles2013.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/5-emma-stone.jpg[/url]

That Stone specimen is perfection

Jennifer Morrison

[url width=400 height=300]http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/jennifer_morrison_wallpaper_6-t2_zps11f0007e.jpg (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/jennifer_morrison_wallpaper_6-t2_zps11f0007e.jpg.html)[/URL]

I don't want to sound like a bender but it's her eyes. Truly amazing.

Jenna Fischer.

[url width=900 height=585]http://www.breathingfire.com/wp-content/uploads/jenna-fischer-blades-of-glory.jpg[/url]

Predictable but just factually accurate, Mila Kunis:

[url width=427 height=640]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Rz6jainCt3s/UWggDAigrtI/AAAAAAAAJsw/1boSP0CPWWw/s640/ShockBlast-Mila-Kunis-sdfr.jpg[/url]

Also not a single wrong answer in the thread so far, so good work. Including Barney.

Nemo wins.

Watched alot of ipl recently so my offerings are ....

Preity zinta and
Shonali nagrani

Some else can find pics

I've a thing for Annie Monroe keyboard player with defunct The Like and actress in Southlands (whatever that is)


[url width=325 height=439]http://data.whicdn.com/images/11628756/tumblr_lfouy0ua5w1qbwfnbo1_400_large.jpg[/url]

Southlands is a very good cop show set in Los Angeles. 

[url width=900 height=675]http://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/christinahendricks.jpg[/url]

[url width=360 height=479]http://seat42f.com/images/stories/tvshows/BattlestarGalactica/battlestar-galactica-season-4-6.jpg[/url]

[url width=348 height=500]http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Monica-Bellucci-monica-bellucci-929380_348_500.jpg?1369069672157[/url]

[url width=900 height=506]http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/kate-upton/happy-easter-caps-and-gif-s/Kate%20Upton%20-%20Happy%20Easter%20-%20Caps%20and%20gifs-02.gif[/url]

Will probably crash the thread, but what the hell.

Emily Bett Rickards (Arrow)
Nina Dobrev (Vampire Diaries)
Candice Accola (Vampire Diaries)

No pictures..cannot do at the mo

Delicious.

names without pictures
pictures without names

you're all fucking useless

The main message I'm getting from this thread is that Summerof69 really isn't fussy.

I know. I have forgotten my phtobucket log-in - do me a favour and put up a pic of Lisa Faulkner, then we can close the thread as she is a total hottie and can bake too!

Just right click the image, select copy image loaction and wrap it in  :)

Lisa Faulkner

[url width=900 height=675]http://i1041.photobucket.com/albums/b412/RedWiggy/lisa_faulkner_2.jpg[/url]

Kristina Hendricks won the thread.

That bod. Wow.

One or two of my favourites have been mentioned already, but Caggie Dunlup is currently top of my charts, as evidenced by this music video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2iJqEKy03I

Video won't embed so for those too lazy to click the link:

[url width=500 height=600]http://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/front_view_images/5710/original/Caggie-Dunlop.jpg[/url]

See what you mean. Need to feed them intesively for a month to gain some cushion.

Ellie Taylor. I bet she'd be absolutely incredible in bed as well.

[url width=420 height=630]http://www.ellietaylorcomedy.com/ellietaylor/wp-content/uploads/ELLIE_0012.jpg[/url]

[url width=900 height=1200]http://i.imgur.com/1QVmrix.jpg[/url]
Jenna-Louise Coleman

[url width=900 height=1181]http://i.imgur.com/gQa8weL.jpg[/url]
Gillian Anderson (particularly as Scully)

Gillian Anderson's improved...

don't know what you spastics are on about

Olesya Rulin

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCrx91uCYAApNN4.jpg

Zooey Deschanel

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzpZ5bncQhUCiFSxGEkObNp3z0zT2Amdb0N0e-NtzlAKY3rR9oEw

Olivia Wilde

[url width=683 height=1024]http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/OW_zpsa093be52.jpg (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/OW_zpsa093be52.jpg.html)[/URL]

Especially when you have the 'House' fantasy of her swinging both ways!

Yvonne Strahovski who plays Sarah Walker in Chuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1vhfl1FYPk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1vhfl1FYPk)

[url width=300 height=273]http://i.imgur.com/Wo52y.gif[/url]


[url width=900 height=1225]http://i.imgur.com/D4IYX3W.jpg[/url]

[url width=529 height=720]http://i.minus.com/im826WblcGT7v.gif[/url]

r/kaleycuoco

That last one is the greatest thing I have ever seen

Definite +1 for Penny from the big bang :eek: (aka kaley cuoco) but don't forget her understated co star Melissa Rauch!

[url width=614 height=718]http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/4v/esq-rauch-0313-xlg.jpg[/url]

[url width=900 height=1350]http://i2.listal.com/image/2658698/936full-melissa-rauch.jpg[/url]


...yeah I might be a little in love with her!

Georgia May Foote

[url width=620 height=473]http://img003.lazygirls.info/people/georgia_may_foote/georgia_may_foote_the_sun_RCjV5Mgq.sized.jpg[/url]

 :jawdrop:

One for the geeks - Jeri Ryan

[url width=900 height=1297]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_JC43wudpjA/UEEGWyXeO5I/AAAAAAAABmA/C8eLjfBuGP0/s1600/jeri+ryan.jpg[/url]

Is that 7 of 9? Jesus!

A touch of photoshop gone into that I'd suspect, considering she was 38 when it was printed.

I knew it was only a matter of time before you posted some Kaley.


[url width=500 height=281]http://i.imgur.com/WwwpTGf.gif[/url]

[url width=900 height=1054]http://i.imgur.com/3EtJW.jpg[/url]

[url width=400 height=552]http://i.imgur.com/dFh5dFt.jpg[/url]

Not bad for 39.

I was trying to find some screenshots of slutty Lilly, all I could find was stripper Lilly :/

My current favourite (alongside Kaley, Mellisa and Alysson)

Caught her in something called 'Once upon a time' the other day wearing glasses. Fit as fuck.


[url width=225 height=224]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lehylGTaLvs/UNO5WmgRwJI/AAAAAAAABLY/PHB_1P1dwHU/s320/jennifer+morrison+tumblr.jpg[/url]

Jennifer Garner

As proved by this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnmNVl2N834

It would be a crying shame to let this thread go much further without pictures of these two.

[url width=350 height=525]http://us.cdn002.fansshare.com/photos/nataliedormer/natalie-dormer-shared-picture-1952811183.jpg[/url]

[url width=350 height=440]http://cdn03.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/clarke-jimmy/emilia-clarke-talks-game-of-thrones-with-jimmy-kimmel-02.jpg[/url]

I would also like to add Gemma Pranita:

[url width=350 height=350]http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/gemma_pranita/gemma_pranita_instragram_wnpT8Le.sized.jpg[/url]

http://www.wallpapers21.com/images/jennifer-metcalfe-11650/jennifer-metcalfe-11650.jpg

Can I add some boys??

Aren't you supposed to have only one on your mind right now, and for the foreseeable future?

Ding dong

Only if you can top Barney.

I'm not really into black women but she certainly bucks the trend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO7V66cUz_0

Jenson Button's bird - jessica Michibata

[url width=587 height=594]http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/JM_zps20541e69.jpg (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/JM_zps20541e69.jpg.html)[/URL]

[url width=350 height=525]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lHL9CtbaFpQ/UMkLtfLGeuI/AAAAAAAATuk/lwPKzsVSQAQ/s1600/yvonne.png[/url]

Hannah McKay from Dexter. (character name)

Not a mention of Beyonce yet? Wipes the floor with all of them.

Alyssa Milano & Leah Remini. At the same time  :eek:

If you like hairy armpits and thunderous thighs, yes.

Jennifer Lawrence

[url width=460 height=301]http://fabzz.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-lawrence/for-la-times-ppotoshoot-january-2013/Jennifer-Lawrence-for-LA-Times-photoshoot--01-e1358605573350-460x301.jpg[/url]

That picture must have been about 5 years ago, reckon she has trimmed since then.

In terms of natural beauty she is right up there

Oslo is full of massive Beyonce posters for H&M, ever since then I've been a bit terrified of her

Vanessa Mae can fiddle with my instrument all day long.

[url width=711 height=800]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/vanessa_mae-722039_zpsfc0b55e1.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/jamiethon/media/vanessa_mae-722039_zpsfc0b55e1.jpg.html)[/URL]

all women grow bodily hair. Her legs are fantastic. She's a10 out of 10 for me.

Beyonce's thighs are pretty much the same size as my waist.  Pretty face but way too much of her for my liking, belongs in the Amazon...

Jill Flint has been doing it for me lately.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMvpb3SvucIVYb_hGDuQbld-swrJ1q5VAcEibPGAC6tyEVjRT1

Rachel Riley

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/3559033886/15f2f8e51775db74593255391c70ee70.jpeg

Anna Silk

Emily Bett Rickards

The one, and only, Megan Fox

There's no way she's a 10/10. Edit: Emily Bett Rickards that is.

Plus you've posted far too many women in this thread. No man can have that many 10/10s without appearing a) needy or b) having extremely low standards.

Nina Dobrev

Candice Accola

I don't know squat about Sky Sports presenters, but this one (Charlotte Jackson) seems ok:

[url width=620 height=827]http://www.averagejoesblog.com/averagejoesblog.com/public_html/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/charlotte-jackson-pics.jpg[/url]

That looks suspiciously like a used tampon hanging from her undies there...

Helen Skelton

[url width=220 height=331]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Helen_Skelton.jpg/220px-Helen_Skelton.jpg[/url]

Down to earth, fit (as in exercise), willing to try anything...

she looks like a massive skank

Get out of this thread SY

nope

[url width=900 height=754]http://i.imgur.com/1RRYG0w.jpg[/url]
Rachel Weisz

[url width=900 height=562]http://i.imgur.com/0tNKLco.jpg[/url]
Emma Watson

[url width=735 height=985]http://i.imgur.com/tubiiGr.jpg[/url]
Marion Cotillard

Victoria Pendleton

[url width=306 height=506]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m84eoklPg81r3cuhlo1_400.jpg[/url]

She has still got it

[url width=306 height=506]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jx-KCnvjTuI/SxUMgI_jizI/AAAAAAAAUIc/mrUpXg21wKc/s1600/jennifer_aniston_hot_girl_boobs.jpg[/url]

Emily Vancamp

Kiera Knightley was hanging around a gig I was doing the other night.  She's fucking stunning.

Cersei Lannister (GoT) reminds me a lot of Keira Knightley, only with some added MILF

Although I would be very hesitant to allow her to give birth, ever.

I think most of the female SSN presenters are fit

http://www.averagejoesblog.com/hot-skysports-news-girls/

HOLY SHIT

[url width=620 height=827]http://www.averagejoesblog.com/averagejoesblog.com/public_html/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/charlotte-jackson-pictures.jpg[/url]

I'm having an Andy Gray & Richard Keys moment!

I'm not normally an arse & leg man, but my word, that's inviting.

I thought it was a Jalapeno pepper .

And to think Chris Coleman is the current recipient....

Fo real?

Somehow, yes.

Batting above his weight much? He's like an uglier Richard Hammond.

Says a lot about Sky Sports' recruitment process doesn't it?

*Punching

Ha! I was watching the cricket highlights and it must have subconciously affected me.

Though a boxing match with cricket bats would be a sight...

Maybe you mixed them up on purpose Honkytonk, 'batting above his average' or 'punching above his weight'=batting above his weight?  :D

Err, Yes! That! That's what happened! I wasn't being a moron. Nope. It was a funny joke! Funny funny joke! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I forgot Samara Weaving:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjMQx_Xbutk

(not sure why the video won't embed but, trust me, it's worth a click)

Not my usual cup of tea, but...

Danica Patrick

[url width=373 height=500]http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22700000/Danica-Patrick-danica-patrick-22773364-373-500.jpg[/url]

She gets extra bonus points as this is her work wear...

[url width=375 height=562]http://www.draftdaysuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/DanicaPatrickGoDaddy.jpg[/url]

...and her office...

[url width=431 height=259]http://cdn.autoweek.com/storyimage/CW/20130303/NASCAR01/130309960/AR/0/Danica-Patrick-NASCAR-Phoenix.jpg&maxW=431[/url]

After watching fast 6 tonight, Gina Carano get a 10 from me. She can put me in an arm bar any time.
[url width=600 height=406]http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads//2012/09/gina-carano-600x406.jpg[/url]

What was Fast 6 like?

Exactly the same as Fast 5, lots of action, lots of nice cars, lots of nice women! Cheesy but good fun.

The only reason to watch athletics.. Michelle Jenneke


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltcCGd9zid8

This, its  full of action, albeit some a little OTT but all in all, well worth the watch. Some very nice cars.

and a 20 mile long runway...

haha, only 20? Would love one of the M5's

Cara Delevingne

[url width=620 height=279]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01662/CARA_1662848a.jpg[/url]

i'm sold, where do i get one?

Have another one:

[url width=470 height=633]http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/992709/cara-delevingne-and-victorias-secret-sexy-little-things-r-lace-trim-cheeky-panty-gallery.jpg[/url]

I could look at that all day.

http://i.imgur.com/m2uVnaQ.gif (http://i.imgur.com/m2uVnaQ.gif)

The English bird on Dexter season 2.

My oh my.

Can't. Stop. Watching.

She looks like fun...

She used to be in Hussle as well if you want to catch up with more of her work

Yeah but she doesn't get her norks out in Hustle.

Boooo

I'm infatuated with Kate Quilton, from C4's Food Unwrapped at the moment.

(http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6017/5884811805_dac5be571f_z.jpg)

Holly Michaels, I think.

The boy knows his porn.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fYM7KGVc7Hk/TwmdK1W2AlI/AAAAAAAABEk/DS6X5ETrcdQ/s1600/princess-diana.jpg)

Still?  Bit mouldy.

Soon there will be 16 year olds who never got to share the world with the beautiful princess. Time moves on too fast. RIP.

She was truly the peoples princess.  And Ben would have smashed her backdoors in. 

A fairytale story indeed.

Have to be Holly Willoughby

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/19/article-2344426-1A668887000005DC-166_634x830.jpg)

I'll add Portia de Rossi.

Not if she's actually had plastic surgery. But would otherwise agree.

I'm basing it entirely on the first three seasons of Arrested Development.

Ellen agrees.

(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/03/25/ellen-degeneres-002-e2546ed88d0eb972b7325d7b1008e52da2b59001-s6-c30.jpg)

Hayley Williams

This

Laura Robson

not top drawer but nice legs and arse.

Do they have to be celebs?

An ex-colleague... 30 seconds tops

****

I hope you had a pop at that

Ah you tease...

Lounge?

Strangely enough, I bumped into an ex colleague yesterday, and had a similar thought....obviously without the DMR over excitement.

Katie McGrath - best looking woman ever.

Yeah bang it in there, I'm curious.

Lily Allen

Disagree and you are the gayest gay ever.

Really Flash?

Then all I have to say is, "ooh ducky" ...

I bet Lily Allen would be an absolute animal. Definite yes.

Fair point. And just to balance things up ...

Rita

Dexter's girlfriend Rita.

At first I resisted as I'm not into the cutesy type. I can resist no more, I am toward the end of Dexter season 3 and I am infatuated.

Oh Rita, Rita. You have no idea.

Totally agree.

Sky Sports News Presenter, Anna Woolhouse is my contribution to this 10/10 thread.

Make the most of it then...

SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

Someone move this to the lounge so we can start throwing facebook-friend worldies in here

Ha ha ha!

Or just start a new thread in the lounge? I wouldn't mind a butchers.

Wait wait wait, there's a lounge? Is that next to the billiard room?

Lounge clique. Boo.

This.

I almost blew my beans during the episode of dates when she was getting it on with the chinese girl.

Christ alive.

You have got to be shitting me. She looks like Eddie Munster for fucks sake.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQR4ShEIGciDSKCqnGqIjvGZ6gzUJ5BhgCQnbQcf9i9s0W6du6FdMRCpZvhUA)

(http://hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/eddie-munster.jpg)

Oh go on then..

You wanna see what pauld does with the lead piping in there.

It hurts.  He doesnt even lubricate it first.

That explains the face on your avatar.

Can't believe no one on this thread has mentioned Kate Beckinsale

(http://www.thenug.com/sites/default/pub/030813/Kate%20Beckinsale%20%2815%29.JPG)

Greta Valenti

Well Hung Heart playing in Devizes in August

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nip8h1eh36I

Emma Watson

YES

30 seconds max

DMR - you seem to say 30 seconds max a lot.  Is this just the bedroom activity equivalent of Stuart Fleetwood going back to non-league - i.e. perhaps you have found your level?

I'm not judging - I like to be quick.  You can get so much else done.

It's the '10/10' thread, I'm only telling the truth.

But sustained drilling is no forte of mine. I make up for it by being a tremendous neck though.

Could we perhaps have a more realistic "4/10, not exactly great but at least I might have half a chance" thread?  I'll start - my middle aged neighbour who puts out the recycling in the morning in her dressing gown.  Its all gone a bit south but she's one her own and I bet she'd have a right good go on it.

Is DMR a giraffe?

Hasn't she got a black box?

Best post in ages  :clap:

I like to imagine her as a bloke.

I have to agree.

Fiona Fullerton.  Shes got about 30 years on me but hey ho!

Nicholas.

(http://www.gtack.com/upload_pic/original/dr02jxb_2.jpg)

Yvonne Strahovski.

Flash, you're in for a treat.

How did I miss those Norks!!

Stephanie Szostak  :clap:

I saw this on reddit and had to find this thread. Christina Hendricks.

(http://i.imgur.com/t61buhY.jpg)

god
damn

She gets her kit fully off in Firefly.

I've been meaning to watch that for a while.



Honest.

Ellie Goulding?

God her fucking singing voice narks me right off. Please someone else back me up on this.

What the actual fuck?

You bump the 10/10 thread with that monstrosity?

Have a word someone.

And yet I can't find any decent evidence in Google images. For shame.

You don't see much. But she is fully nekked.

And DMR, probably time you had a word with yourself.

Splendid chat

There's someone in calne that looks like her

I'd have to agree, however, the title of the thread goes on to say "would bang", and we know full well that you would, probably more than once if the mechanics allowed.

Which is lovely, although you'll likely have it drop off a week later.

Kylie minogue. Gets better with age. What this thread is about. Top drawer !
I agree with dmr about the ginge. Not even a seven.

Your not watching that shite are you mate?

Lovely to look at but it's the whining voice I can't stand.

It's on in my lounge so unless I go upstairs I have no choice. Kylie makes it bearable

She's already more annoying that Jessi J. The missus is watching it, im watching the barca game on my laptop

100% agree with the Kylie Minogue addition!

Kylie is a fucking goddess,always has been,even when she wore greasy overalls in neighbours.

 Clemence poesy - I would eat her shit for ice cream

Zooey Deschanel anyone?

She's perfection

Be like trying to bang an Ironing board.

Have a fucking word with yourself! Kylie is perfection.

Hell yes

If she was running in the 3.20 at Kempton..

Blasphemy!

Kaley Cuoco (Or Penny, as she's well known as in The Big Bang Theory)

She's probably already been listed in this thread, but I had to share this video with you gents - Enjoy!

She.Is.Incredible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C88Ydagh0Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C88Ydagh0Q)

South park did a great episode with the shake weight in

Just name dropping of the worst kind, but I have met Kylie.  She is a dwarf who looks like a little boy.

But I probably still would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc337vb05jU

that was a non-runner

Caroline Catz

definitely & also her sister who plays bones. But has anyone else seen the thing on facebook about all of the famous women who look like Zooey.

Also Penny from big bang is a no brainer, i also have a thing for Bernadette as well.

I would leave some load in Zooey.

Whoever put up Clemence Poesy needs a quiet word in their ear, she looks like a bloke.

Jennifer Lawrence

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/JL_zps20819778.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/JL_zps20819778.jpg.html)

That is probably the least sexiest photo of Jennifer Lawrence that you could find.

Thats a fair point.

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/jl2_zpsbe113125.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/jl2_zpsbe113125.jpg.html)

Ha, if you click on the pic isn't that DMR in the next photo?

Just been watching a bit more of Rachel Riley on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

I reckon she's fucking filthy in bed.

She wouldn't spill a drop

She is stunning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IneQGbxYcVE

god i love rachel riley

Nigella Lawson on her new TV show the Taste. The size of them jubblies...

Plus she's on the rebound.

Newly single Rachel Riley too....

"Giggity"  :D

For your Friday morning viewing pleasure - Elisha Cuthbert

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/elisha-cuthbert-06_zps7191c832.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/elisha-cuthbert-06_zps7191c832.jpg.html)

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/elisha-cuthbert-02_zps3b107dd3.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/elisha-cuthbert-02_zps3b107dd3.jpg.html)

I love her. She was stunning in the girl next door.

She has gorgeous eyes

she's married to a hockey player called Dion Phaneuf, fact fans...

Cool story bro....

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EUXFwhwIsNY/T2kr0wfzqoI/AAAAAAAAAh4/DENtfwY6pWg/s1600/dis16165_1277568096266.jpg)

 :D

Summer Glau and jewel staite

Katheryn Winnick

http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2010/katheryn_winnick_116322_12.jpg

Amy Williams. It'd be over in seconds.

Someone been watching Firefly?

Jewel Staite is the best of the two. Summer's too pointy...

Please add photos for those who are too lazy to google!!!

>> how's about this? (http://www.tubgirl.me/tubgirl.jpg) <<
















NSFW

You prick

Vanessa Mae

Yeah Jewel Staite edges it just.

Think i've mentioned her previously. If not I fully endorse this. Reckon i'd get passed the few seconds stage though.

Zahia Dehar

Amy Williams is an absolutely appalling shout for a 10/10. I would, but come on. 10/10?

Back on track - the blonde worldy from Wolf on Wall St. Margot Robbie. Oh my days.

Is she the one who plays his missus? My other half swears she used to be in Neighbours.

Aye she was in neighbours.

Got to agree with you there DMR, I had to google Williams and was very disappointed.

Hush now both of you, she's fit as fuck. Behave.

I would spaff my pants if I got within 20 feet of her.

best not to watch the film in the cinema then

Although i'd agree that Amy Williams is not a 10/10. I'd argue she is a very attractive woman and a good 7-8/10. There are a fair few in this thread that are not even a 6/10 imo.

Maybe we should have a 'Not 10/10 but I really fancy this person thread' ?  :D

Depends how far back he sits.

this shouldn't even be in the bang thread, if anything this bird is too nice to bang, she is just for looking at really.

Joanna Krupa. Just absolutely ridiculously gorgeous.

Watched this last night. She is ludicrously attractive.

Rhona Mitra is a 100% 10 out of 10 would,looks a bit like a young Sandra Bullock,who,by the way is also a deffo would even though she'll be 50 this year.

Alena Shiskova

Surranne Jones

I like to do some Heing and Sheing....

^ great call... lovely, and massive jubblies it appears.

Sorry, but I think some have been a bit unfair on Miss Williams
(http://pics.wikifeet.com/Amy-Williams-Feet-262516.jpg)

She fits the new thread name, not the old one.

bit of a love child of SJP and Paula Radcliffe

http://examineropinion.wordpress.com/2013/01/02/jennifer-metcalfe-samias-kicked-me-in-the-teeth/jennifer-metcalfe/

Sharleen Spiteri

Kristen Stewart

Nina Dobrev

Can someone change the name of the thread again to "the thread for TEFers to put photos of women they find attractive"

Googling these names is getting tedious.

(http://www.jsrpages.co.uk/scansd/dunst/kirsten_dunst_eternal_sunshine_of_the_spotless_mind_1%20(27).jpg)

One mans 10 out of 10 is another mans munter.

Sliding in to Dunst would be an incomprehensibly enjoyable treat

I particularly enjoyed her performance in Star Trek: The Next Generation

Speaking of Star Trek...

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17700000/Jolene-Blalock-star-trek-actors-17724393-1024-768.jpg)

Pamela David the Italian Match of the Day presenter...

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSHta9MCMAETthv.png:large

Salma Hayek

http://fabmagazineonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Actress-Salma-Hayek-arrives-at-the-70th-Annual-Golden-Globe-Awards-at-the-Beverly-Hilton-Hotel-on-Sunday-Jan.-13-2013-in-Beverly-Hills-Calif.-Photo-by-John-ShearerInvisionAP.jpg

If she presents Italian match of the day like that then i will be watching everytime.

Lacey Turner. Would give her the best five minutes of her life.

Wow, you can last that long :o

(http://i.minus.com/innCvkjfR71KC.gif)

Thanks SuggWillSugg I've just skeeted my draws

Least it wasn't your shirt again.

Is that your missus suggs?  :)

It's a yes from me.

Jesus Christ! Who is that? Perfect.

It's Emma Watson

I could watch that gif for hours.

Me too, absolutely stunning.

Here's a 10 minute version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpkv6XVj63o

This thread needs more Rachel Riley

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/6/5/1370444692777/Rachel-Riley-008.jpg)

That Watson gif is about as good as it can get. An absolute nailed on 10/10

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyg0ig18l41r0rekjo1_500.gif)

fuck me i am struggling to last the length of the last clip.

Devon Mayson

(http://imgmf3.starnow.com/34/1959534_4746508.jpg)

Minute and a half at most.

Oh dear lord

Can we have a ban on fat gingers in the 10 thread please

Does that include me?

there is no 10/10 thread anymore

She's not fat

She/he looks like a drag queen.

I would normally argue that point, but as you're Thai based I'm sure you have more experience in that area.

(http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00345/114591674_345161c.jpg)

laura trott.....yes please.

Chelsea physio Eva Carneiro  or AC Milan Physio 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTji2sWIAAAzNw7.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTotvlOIUAAbOHO.jpg

Elena Gomez - girlfriend of Man City's Javi Garcia

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Be2CFr5CAAAidix.jpg

Polly Parsons - girlfriend of Arsenal defender Thomas Vermaelen  or  Kayla Collins - Ashley Cole's girlfriend

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BecC8VoCYAAt94B.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdUYCpyCMAA485A.jpg

all pics from twitter @SexyFootyWAGs

But she's clearly partial to the odd snack.

She's healthy. Nowt wrong with that.

I'd settle for going out on a pedal with her, not that I'd be able to keep up....I don't know how much our resident boy racers on bikes, have experience of this, but there is something very sexy about going out on a ride with a tidy bird.

Talking of physio's wasn't Kate Cady a bit of a sort?

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=482386408514320&id=444175289002099&set=a.444379808981647.1073741826.444175289002099&source=48

Sammy Braddy  :o

There's no way that those stockings won't get snagged on those rocks!!!

I've not quite got the hang of this have I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYtLvm-vrxs

So, you'd rather drill a wasted, anorexic junkie type?

The queen of dragons.

(http://i.imgur.com/UpR0JEJ.gif)

Not many get the simple mechanics of this thread do they? I see a picture, but who the hell is it?

It's DMR. I don't think he cares.

I didn't say that. I said she's not a 10. Which she isn't. I'd still leave a lot of goo in her given half a chance.

Mary Padian & Jenny Grumbles from Storage Wars Texas

(http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Storage_Wars_Texas_Mary_Padian.jpg)

(http://aetvcdn.aetndigital.com/swt-castbio-jenny_688x1065.jpg)

It may have been mentioned before but Danielle Colby Cushman from American Pickers.

(http://a3.4ormat.com/vfs/45870/thumbs/4324037/0x550.jpg)

gooooooooood mornin'!

Lee from work

Picture

Don't bother. It's a geezer. :o

ha! but I am sticking to the thread title!

Do you look anything like this?

(http://images.esellerpro.com/2431/I/450/lrgscalesexist.jpg)

Much better hair cut and 20 years younger but not a million miles away

You or sid?

Jennifer Aniston is 45 today. I still, without a doubt, would.

(http://i.imgur.com/dzhHJrD.jpg)

Ha, just over a year older than me. She does look younger than me though  :)

I'd do her in a heartbeat..... quite literally as that's how long I'll last.

She will still be worthy of this thread in 10 years time, she has longevity.

Anyone who has watched We're the Millers would...

Half of the Team GB Women's Curling team are actually quite nice

Someone more savvy than myself should put up an 'older women' would do thread.

These young 'uns are making me feel my age

Strange as it may seem, I've always had a fancy for Annette Crosbie - or Mrs Victor Mildrew if you prefer

... or Horrible Bosses.

The Russian curling team were immense.

Agree about the curlers. Some nice ladies there.

Kylie and Susanna Reid are both well into their 40's and stunning

Thought you meant Hilda Ogden

You owning up to Hilda?

My first wife was called Hilda - horny cow

Any danger of getting some pics back in this thread?! Or at least another name change to 'The thread for TEFers to put names/pictures of women they find attractive'  :D

Is that aimed at Audrey?   :)

Sara Martins, the only good thing about the Death in Paradise tv show.

(http://i1041.photobucket.com/albums/b412/RedWiggy/Townend%20pics/saramartins.jpg) (http://s1041.photobucket.com/user/RedWiggy/media/Townend%20pics/saramartins.jpg.html)

This is getting fucking silly now.

That's barely a 5/10
And people had the cheek to slate the lovely Amy Williams  ::)

OK, not the best pic of her, but I find her attractive.

Now if I had posted this in the 10/10 would bang thread I could understand the objection.

you put who you like as the thread title suggests. I'd say specsavers would be worth a visit  ;)

She's much better in motion, that is a shocking picture.

Lizzy Yarnold.

That speedskater bird who keeps getting DQ'd looks and sounds brilliantly dirty

I agree she is hot, but the picture doesn't do her justice

What is wrong with some of you? She looks like Mo Farah for fucks sake.

I'm googling some good old Cheryl Cole to cheer myself up.

Where's THAT Cheryl Cole gif? This thread is in urgent need of it.

Quickly, chop chop.

(http://i.imgur.com/BGhCiYt.gif)

Maybe not quite as good but i'd throw this into the mix...

(http://i.imgur.com/dzE1j.gif)

That's better, good work gents

The episode of The big Bang Theory that this gif. originates from is currently on E4 +1. (At least I think it is, any excuse really...)

So I thought it was a good opportunity to post it again.

(http://i.minus.com/im826WblcGT7v.gif)

I'm usually more of an arse man that a tit man (female arse, of course)

But Mama Mia!

Claudia Lynx is stunning

Nicole Mejia

(http://thescoutlife.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/van-styles-scout-life-nicole-mejia2-10.jpg?w=800)

(http://thescoutlife.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/van-styles-scout-life-nicole-mejia2-13.jpg?w=800)

MOAR

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/d2327b82c0fecb9e040a099d7342c269/tumblr_mtcre00uHO1qc2adzo1_1280.jpg)

(http://www.roqkr.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/nicole-mejia-van-styles-5-620x413.jpg)

Dr. Emily Grossman

(http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/464/886/464886747_640.jpg)

Bit too high brow for the TEF

she can't be that high brow as she is on duck quacks don't echo.

More like a bit too Jewish for the TEF

If we're allowed to be a bit high-brow for a bit, I'll nominate Suzannah Lipscomb

Decent.

Dang right.....nice fit old body though.

C/O Agents of Shield, Elena Satine.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QfGolMRfwqQ/UuH-DMcVZbI/AAAAAAACaIU/lTIw1-y-1wE/s1600/nat_elenasatine.jpg)

(http://img002.lazygirls.info/people/elena_satine/elena_satine_elena_satine_91_eQ6bDPe.sized.jpg)

I'm sure she is on this thread somewhere, but I have just discovered the assets of Kate Upton. Very pleasant on the eye.

(http://i.imgur.com/GduNdPJ.jpg)


Natalie Dormer.

I'm into (I wish) Abbie Cornish at the moment. She's starring in Klondike, on Discovery.

Is Klondike any good?  Can see it on my planner and am tempted.

It's pretty good, certainly worth watching and quite racy for Discovery! Sam Shepard is excellent.

(http://i.imgur.com/7GkJclL.gif)

Found another Emma Watson gif...

She'd ride it so well

NSFW and probably NSFH viewing if the kids /wife are about  ;D

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x117m5p_crazy-hot-boobs-dance_redband

Natalie Dormer. Good god yes.

(http://www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/413464960_1365540069.jpg)

Even better ginge in GoT

Good god no. In that picture she looks like one of those bizarre alien women from the original Star Trek TV series.

"It's a woman Jim, but not as we know them"

We're going to have to agree to disagree. Not for the first time.

Here you go

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-EFwdgSiRvHE/TYz3ROXhb4I/AAAAAAAAGkk/qhayspu7BjM/s400/kirk15.jpg)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-PgTrtZJ_t00/TYz3VgYEDAI/AAAAAAAAGks/GFPKtMEFM9U/s400/kirk17.jpg)

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-UN-nFk3U7Ws/TYz3XtezzCI/AAAAAAAAGkw/vqxJ4sKAWBI/s400/kirk18.jpg)

Or even the crew

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-ZFyxQ45hlgk/TYz2wHRcrwI/AAAAAAAAGjo/hYRa7fbJdhk/s400/kirk.jpg)

If it helps, I posted a different photo of her seven posts up... ;)

It doesn't.

You really have lost your fucking marbles

I think not. This is a good looking woman?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ca/Natalie_Dormer_%28March_2013%29.jpg/220px-Natalie_Dormer_%28March_2013%29.jpg)

She looks like a pig that has had a face fight with a frying pan.

If you must know, I would ejaculate so hard I would probably leave my intestinal lining in her.

You are such an old romantic Dave.

She is slightly kooky, I like that. I like marmite too.

Marmite, it's Marmite.

© NevilleW 2012

I agree with you on this one Al.

I think Talk Talk has a point, but it collapses at Yeoman Rand.  I'd be asking her if she fancied a stroll up on A Deck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rvetP_Kcgk

There was fucking shitloads of fanny in the original Star Trek.

(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110417182638/memoryalpha/en/images/3/39/Andrea.jpg)

It was the story of one man's quest to fuck his way around the universe.

Have some Orion slave girl dancing  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgG5M6ANn8

I once had a close encounter with a bird called Vina who looked like she was from Talos IV.  Although in this case,  beer glasses were creating the illusion rather than aliens with abnormally large craniums. Least I think so  :)

That's my mum's name, something you want to tell me?  Dad?   :D

 :popcorn:

It was close but no post coital cigar...is a love of cycling genetic?

There can't be to many women with that name but unless you're in your late 70s or have some Gilf fetish I think safe.

Natalie Dormer is gorgeous. Lots of purty ladies in Game of Thrones. Quite fond of Ros, the prostitute from Winterfell that goes to Kings Landing early doors, and then get's ____ed by ____ _______. (never know, don't wanna spoil the surprise for those who haven't watched it)

It's Reg, anything's possible.

I don't know if she has been mentioned before but Jennifer Love Hewitt.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_LF2.jpg)

A tidy rack, not sure they're natural mind...

You did well to avoid getting banged up this time.(from the Adver).......

A MAN caught again selling crack cocaine to an undercover police officer has walked free from court after a judge told him it may be harder than going to jail.

Recorder Nicholas Atkinson QC told dealer Justin Collier, who has 124 previous convictions: “In some ways it may be easier if you just go straight to prison today.”

Instead he put the 42-year-old on a suspended sentence and told him to do another drug rehabilitation requirement having received a similar order 18 months ago. Collier, who goes by the street name of Jutty, was caught in a covert operation targeting town centre dealers.

Why has she got what appears to be a deformed penis attached to her waist?

Wrong Jutty, he is 2 years older than me.

That's what you say....let's hear what Flash tells us.  :)

Flash would tell you i was a 1 armed drug dealing dwarf if he thought that 1 person would laugh,

Renee Somerfield

(http://www.bonniecee.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/BCP_MG_4441.jpg)

Wow!

Hello Renee

A bit of airbrushing, but

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-djXiasOQL98/UbgrxGHXN9I/AAAAAAAAMQE/Z8K1V-_k5g0/s1600/allow-it.gif)

A bit? She looks like a barbie doll.

Fucking naysayers. Pick at this one then:

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/78/d8/ec78d8282f3b8a1b977155c4eceec65e.jpg)

She'd break in two if you rolled over the wrong way.  Needs a good meal.

Disturbing thoughts about how many pieces she would be left in if DMR got hold of her.

Elbows too pointy  ;)

10cc of seminal fluid would probably exceed her daily calorie intake

Ha! Funny how all men have 2 sets of standards. Normal women, and famous women.

She is very purdy. Thought she'd be a bit top heavy for your tastes

I'd slam that straight up

If she was lucky i wide let her ride the Jutty love machine,

Shit the bed... She is THE one.

Brit Marling x

Jutty is so fucking hopeless that he couldn't sell life jackets on a sinking ship....plus if he was a drug dealer he would be able to buy a round of fucking drinks now and again. The last lot he got in were Double Diamonds.

Watching a programme called Sin City Motors on Dave, and this chick called Twiggy rocks up...

(http://uktv.thirdlight.com/pf.tlx?NWN_aBNf5O2I)

She's very, very, very hot.

(http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xap1/t51.2885-15/926178_1382866358635451_824740265_a.jpg)

(http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/10358405_1423344021264451_635809115_a.jpg)

@thenerdystripper on twitter. I'm in love.

Those tats turn me off bigtime. Plus she seems to have stolen grotbags hair

What's written on her legs?

She's got one almighty snout on her

Agreed, pretty but tats are horrid.

I believe the back of her legs read 'hulk smash' :D

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/Mythbusters_2ef8c5_1020433_zpsfd97958f.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/Mythbusters_2ef8c5_1020433_zpsfd97958f.jpg.html)

(http://i.imgur.com/QIZmz1E.jpg)

fuckin' love those dresses.

Superb - thanks Leggett

I'm a manky old spunksponge

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"?   :eek:

She is gorgeous. Makes mythbusters worth watching.

I see Rachel Stevens was voted FHM's sexiest woman of all time. Can't really complain about that.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/04/article-2647862-1E708C1700000578-535_634x812.jpg)

Britt Lower

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTYzNDI5NDExMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzg1MDUxNA@@._V1_SY317_CR3,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)

Saw her a few months ago on that Channel 4 sunday morning cooking/chat thing with that cunt Lovejoy.  She must of just had some work done on her face because it looked about 50% plastic.

Still jump it though obviously.

Sexiest Woman "OF ALL TIME"?! Seriously?! That's mental. No idea how she could be crowned what is essentially the sexiest woman ever, in the eyes of FHM readers of course.

Don't get me wrong, she's properly nice, but stating she's the sexiest of all time is a massive stretch. If I was able to get random sexy celebs, there's a fuck load of birds I'd kick her out of bed for.

I'd rather have Tatts McGee from the previous page... she's half British half Canadian too, result.

I've just watched divergent.

Shailene Woodley. Christ on a bike she's sexy.

I've seen clips of Doctor Who and the new girl in that looks mighty fine.

A lot more plain (negative) and a lot more tiny (positive) in reality than what I imagined. Agree with you mind.

Gemma Arteton

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe

http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/jodi_lyn_o_keefe/jodi_lyn_o_keefe_jodi_lyn_o_keefe3_ZFiK2n4.sized.jpg

Stephanie Szostak.

Lauren Cohan, better known as Maggie in the Walking Dead.

I thought I'd google her as I've only ever seen her dirty and scruffy in the Walking Dead. I was expecting she'd be a worldly in a photo-shoot and I wasn't disappointed. Christ on a bike, she's lovely.

Russian Billiard Player Anastasia Luppova


(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/936full-anastasia-luppova_zps7f69ebb9.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/936full-anastasia-luppova_zps7f69ebb9.jpg.html)

She can't be very good if she plays like that.

Gina Torres, specifically in Suits. I don't watch it, but an already good-looking woman is improved a millionfold by a very good wardrobe department.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2cmexoDjw1qe3m8co1_500.jpg)

She is bending over, that's all that matters

Erm, that russian bird looks like a trannie...

You must know some interesting trannies then.....OK a bit poached egg, but I suppose that's a help leaning over the green baize.

She's from Kazan, so maybe Wheretherealredsare could help you with a gender confirmation.

Taťána Kuchařová.

Did"nt she used to knock about with Inov the red ?

Is that Dr Pierre Chang ?

Kirsty Gallacher!

Was a star player in my Scottish Eurostunners side a few years back. Even got a few nods for the Ballon d'arse

Did this thread used to be the "would but really shouldn't" thread.

If so I've developed this strange attraction to Olivia Coleman. No I don't get it either..

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-U2vXAJ62xFs/UeOb9I0xfwI/AAAAAAAAZ6g/xqaj7_-nTN0/s1600/Alice-Eve-19.jpg])

Just watched the latest Star Trek and discovered Alice Eve.

oh yes

...until this season just gone.

Think I've said it before, and she's sure to have been mentioned by someone else but as its the masters and she's covering it Kirsty Gallagher is different class. A truly stunning woman. Just follow her on Twitter to admire her beauty

She's ok. Funny nose and a bit too thin for my liking. Need something to grab hold off and not fear in breaking Her.

Top of this very page. :D

Nobody on here is going to get anywhere near her, so don't worry about it too much.

soapy tit wank. What a bell I am

Kelly Brook has nude photos leaked, and my word she is utter Devine.

Well give us the links then man for goodness sake. What do you think NSFW was made for.

Seconded

I did but obviously a mod has removed it.

Probably because links to "The Fappening" could get people into a spot of trouble.

It's pretty easy to find them if you know how to use Google.

She's unreal. How they defy the laws of gravity I'll never know.

Julianne Hough. Good lord she's fit as. And she's going out with a hockey player.

Sylvia Hoeks

Can be arsed to put up a picture but here is a link :

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sylvia+hoeks&safe=off&biw=1280&bih=878&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIwLminZ2HxgIVg1ksCh0aqQ5z

How about starting a thread for female TEFers to put names of men they find attractive?

It'd just be that young fella that's hung like a mule

Which one's that then?

Don't pretend that you haven't really googled Aaron Moody already   ;)

There's nothing to stop you...

I'll join in if you start it!

As long as it doesn't start with Moody. And I don't mean Reg  :D

I'll start it for you....there's probably  a few gays and bi's out there who'll join in.

How do you post pictures these days? Have you still gotta do photobucket malarkey??

Yes

New Zealand and Everton ladies defender Laura Merrin.

Im off for a hand shandy

Tiffani Amber Theissen.

I watched 4 old episodes of Saved by the Bell on Saturday back to back and not for a second was I even a fraction ashamed.

Just googled to check, thought I'd share this.

(https://gwmoon.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/tiffani_amber_thiessen06.jpg)

She's certainty weathered better than the lass who played Lisa...

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/ad_158856768-e1423155382498.jpg)

Woof woof

(https://i.imgur.com/G2u7vOe.jpg)

Hilarie Burton - Plays Sara Ellis in White Collar.

I'm developing a thing for Jessie J. I don't find her at all pretty, she's actually a bit scary at times. She does, however, ooze sex appeal.

I don't like women who dress/act slutty.

My S.O. is Chinese, which has given me a bit of a taste for oriental women though.

Anne Hathaway.

Shakespeare's missus....

(http://thewallmachine.com/files/1352233585.jpg)

I would have...

Think we might needs some more threads like this to distract our thoughts tonight  :)

She just oozes filth... so to speak.

Good idea,Reg. How about picture association.

Your Anne Hathway, I raise you Shakespeare's Sister (possibly)

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/showgirls_cristal_nomi_zpsnvpvta66.jpg) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/showgirls_cristal_nomi_zpsnvpvta66.jpg.html)

Anne Boleyn was a foxy minx...even got a soon to be lost ground named after her.

(http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2010/top10_stolen_body_parts/anne_boleyn.jpg)

Wasn't there also a corresponding 'would but probably shouldn't thread?

http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=14021.0

Lucy Verasamy

I'll ban the next person who posts in here without putting a picture FFS

I always preferred that one, uncovered some unexpected quality

(I won't post any pictures as I am too much of a fuckwit to know how!)

So cute. Yang Mi.

(http://wallpaperforcomputer.net/uploads/posts/2013-06/1370340326_yangmi-chinese_star_beautiful_actress_hd_photo_wallpaper_11_1920x1200.jpg)

Yikes! Yank me!

Susie dent.sorry no picture

Thank fuck for that, the buck-toothed, greasy-haired old hag.

(Apologies if that isn't the thing on Countdown)

I'd put the dic in dictionary corner. Actually prefer her to Riley.

 :nod:

 :no:

Good shout. I was flabbergasted to discover she's in her 50's.

I know she looks bloody well on it...

Are you lot all fucking mad?

(http://www.capitalcaptures.com/HD%20caps/HD%20Susie%20Dent/SusieDHDcc0057.jpg)

She looks like a lesbian primary school teacher

What a woofer!

There is a site where her and Rachel Riley have been photoshoped onto some rather pleasing porn bodies (please excuse the one-handed typing)

And???

She has a certain sexiness to her - its hard to explain.

I like Louis Minchin as well - I must be getting old

She's no Steph McGovern

oh please no............

Sally Nugent?

Great legs - bit horsey

Oh yes

Deffo yes Sally Nugent,Lucy Verasamy & Susie Dent,add to that list Anita Rani,Kirsty Gallagher & Susanna Reid.

Not a single photo. This thread is fucking useless tbh.

Sorry suttonred,too tech ignorant to post photo's,Google them,it'll be worth your while.

A throwback to page 21 of this thread.

(http://i.minus.com/innCvkjfR71KC.gif)

Double post:

This has just appeared on my Reddit front page.

(https://i.imgur.com/LaMWEwH.jpg)

The danger with google is you don't always  get what you think you're getting!

Goodness gracious

Alison Brie

(http://i.imgur.com/McwYK4F.gif)

Still one of the best Gifs I've ever seen.

That's my favourite cheese sorted then.

You've not seen the special needs guy on the boogie board then? I'm like Homer Simpson every time I see that. Where is it when you need it?

That's no way to eat an ice cream

Though I sort of want one

I agree, she should be holding the cone in her feet...

If I didn't think I belonged in this thread before I know now :D

I'm only being brave as the wife is out and no chance of her reading over my shoulder :)

These two have been merrily playing away whilst I've been beavering on something else on a different screen, its been distracting, but I didn't close the page...

Here, have another

(http://i.imgur.com/DMM5Tki.gif)

Ah half a teacake with my morning coffee. Excellent!

I'm a little undecided. A proper northern bird.

Karen Danczuk

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/13/24AA93D300000578-2908003-image-m-40_1421159647776.jpg)

Loves a cleavage selfie..

Her twitter is fun...

Her beef stew looks good.

She still does it for me

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/gail-porter-006_zpsu95csura.jpg) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/gail-porter-006_zpsu95csura.jpg.html)

Anna Faith Carlson

(http://www.viralgasp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Anna-Faith-316-06092014.jpg)


(http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/Anna-Faith-Carlson-frozen-5.jpg)

She is my new favourite - thanks Jayo

Bumping with more Alison Brie

I could watch that all day.

What do you think I've been doing?

She must have a lot of stamina, she's been doing that all day.

I have

Yeah, she's fit as fuck.. and her surname is a cheese, winner.

Yes.

Natalie Sawyer gets better by the day. Kudos to Jonathan Douglas for bagging her.

Anyone catch SNF?

Sarah-Jane Mee.. fuck me, she looked amazing!

(http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Ashley+Costello+Arrivals+Revolver+Golden+Gods+M3Bc99GlNhUl.jpg)

Ashley Costello, sings in a band called New Years Day. They're not that good, but she gets the 'girl in a band' bonus hotness!

I'm lost for words. Where's my beer goggles when I need them :)

Hayley Atwell

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xMG9YBuzDDQ/Tixig_Y2EtI/AAAAAAAAInQ/HWPtHazPeZ4/s1600/Hayley+Atwell+In+Red+Hot+Wallpapers+12.jpg

I like her coat jackety cape thing. What are they called? I'm doing a gig soon and I need to know. (Though I don't intend to dress exactly like that.)

Not a fan of Morticia Addams either.

I know everyone has a "type" but if that isn't worthy of a forum ban for Leggett then fuck knows what is. Jesus.

Margot Robbie.

I guess Leggett watches her on axs.tv    I wondered why he rarely posted these days....

Haley Reinhart

Morena Baccarin.

 :nod:

Put some links up you bandits.

Diana Rigg. In a Lotus. Just to get Reg all frothy and squirming.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/dd/3f/e8/dd3fe832ec5c3e5be968759c7e68dcfa.jpg)

Sorry, I couldn't resist this one either

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H7wox6mkSg4/UI3a9Cly4WI/AAAAAAAAQ_Y/LGIDVuwMwLY/s1600/on+her+majesty's+secret+service+diana+rigg.jpg)

 An English rose of the first order. There are still some about in the general population, although perhaps not quite so fragrant.

Is that a seat from a Zodiac?

No Zephyr. Easily mistaken though...

Jordyn Ryder. Stupid name, fit as fuck

https://www.instagram.com/jordyn_ryder/?hl=en

Few of the models for this swimwear brand - https://www.instagram.com/boutinela/?hl=en

Particularly this young lady:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIQNHRHDrW7/

All that ink would put me right off.

Tom, she's looks about 12  ???

She's at college people, calm down.

It's a funny old world...the lads coming in from Calais look 21 or over and we're told they're 12, but this lass looks 12 but we're told is 21  :hmmm:

Yea she looks like definate jailbait

No way is she more than 14, sorry thats Yewtree bait.

I agree

Most from Calais will be mid 20's or older. Saw it when I worked at the home office, everyone applying was 18 or 19 according to their testament/documents, when their photos clearly indicated some were in their 30's or older. The mandarins at the time were ordered to turn a blind eye, and pass it down, thanks to Mr Straw.

I'd imagine in this fiasco the government has done a deal with the French, so allowing them to get on with clearing the jungle.

Fit birds, people, fit birds. This thread is about fit birds.

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Comment is free, facts are sacred.

How do we know that? No one puts links up. It could be exotically named vegetables being bandied about for all i know.

More Diana. Ooops...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/24/f5/be/24f5be28bb4ec20b6d270d54ab29a690.jpg)

it's a badly staged fakes thread now? ???

Maggie Gyllenhaal

You have odd taste

I'll tell my wife you said hello.

Yeah, I don't know why I find her attractive, maybe this should go in the 'Women you would, but probably shouldn't' thread?..

Your wife has odd taste too  :toocool:

That's a given.

For anyone who's seen Secretary, Gyllenhaal belongs in this thread.

No, she should go in the 'Above average attractive women that should be thrilled if studs such as ourselves even gave them a second glance' thread.

The lucky cow.

She'd probably move over here if she knew we were discussing her.

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/Fifi_maggie_612x800.jpg)

Yep.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/crochet_zpshvp2q9xk.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/jamiethon/media/crochet_zpshvp2q9xk.jpg.html)

I don't know who she is, but she makes me want to crochet.

Wowsers. I know crochet ; There's a few off stitches there' I'd need to unpick.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CumH6EDUEAIeRzq.jpg:large)

https://www.facebook.com/inkedmag/videos/10154806974539471/ (https://www.facebook.com/inkedmag/videos/10154806974539471/)

Jordyn Ryder, fucking lovely.

Urrggh. That poster on the wall is coloured in less than her.

Agreed. Not a good look at all!

Going by the other thread this needed resurrecting

Amanda Holden

She's approaching 50 but to me she's about as fit as they come.

But I'm not much younger than she is. It makes me wonder if a 21 year old me would find her fit. And it makes me wonder what a 75 year old me would find fit. (Assuming I get that far).

She lives near my town, saw her the other day on the high street and i can confirm she is stunning in the flesh

Amazing to think Les Dennis has slung his pipe up there

Lad

When I lived near Newbury way, as well as Cheggers (RIP) on occasion I used to see Melinda Messenger go into one of the pubs/restaurants I'd frequent. Even gave her the odd "Hi" or nod (as us northerners do). Must say, she was equally pleasant in both manner and too look at in real life.

Think she was one of the first women on TV I really thought was fucking banging.

Our survey says... X ...is the wrong answer!  :D

Whatever happened to Abi Titmus btw? She was/is cracking! Can believe John fucking Leslie played truth or dare with her.

Well that's put me right off her now.

Not my cup of tea.

It's all subjective though.

Wait till you hear Neil Morrisey had seconds!

Oh ahh, indeed. In fact I'm not so keen on her as I was when I was maybe 12/13/14. At the moment, I find Alexa Mansour incredibly pretty to look at.

Looking back through this thread, Sutton, he was decent (not in a theme of this thread sort of way, you understand).

When did he last post? Seems like an age ago.

June 16th.

wouldn't put it past him on being Geoff the ref.

I'll never forgive him for being KR

How did that one start?  😄

Haven't seen either in a long time, but can confirm that they are in fact two different people.

no, he's got to you. or paid someone to be  kr.

here's like Higgins being masters in Magnum.

I thought either you or Pets outed him, so to speak.

hope he's ok, old school posters are getting older!

That's a name I used to familiarise google with back in the day!! I have to say I did 'enjoy' the lad mags Zoo and Nuts back in the day - don't worry I am not sid the sexist!

Lucy Pinder, Kelly Brook and weirdly Sally from Home and Away were some old favourites of mine from back in that era!

I used to work with Melinda at GWC in Swindon 24 years ago when I was a computer programmer there and she was an account manager for BA.

She is in reality one of the nicest people I have ever met and still absolutely stunning, always used to share my morning coffee in the canteen with her, she also loves Swindon :)

That's cute that you used to share 1 cup of coffee PV. She was obviously very confident about your personal hygeine :)

She lived for some time in Aldbourne (where I grew up and my mum lived til she died a few years ago) and although I never met her  my mum (aged 90) would have echoed your words, PV.

Well I’m 29 and think she’s fucking stunning, if that helps. I bet she’d be filth too.

I'm 50  :)

Another endorsement for Holden here. She's gorgeous.
Susanna Reid is always pleasing on my eye.
Also have a thing for Surranne Jones. She's incredibly sexy in my opinion.

:D bitch! you. not her, she was lovely :) TBH I probably had a lot more diseases at that point than she has ever had :D

I never heard her say a bad word about anyone in the 2 years I worked with her, just before she became famous for the catalogue.

Yes to Surranne Jones. Keeley Hawes is another one, bloody lovely.

Alex Scott

One for Flashheart

Yvonne Strahovski

(https://i.imgur.com/eMyuFda.jpg)

Yeah but will someone tell her her mattress is blocking the alleyway?

My word!

 :)

Diletta Leotta

DAZN serie a presenter

She was brilliant in Chuck....reminder to self; re-watch Chuck.