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« Reply #105 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 21:24:42 »

I ran over a cat once. It was already dead, and just laying there in the middle of the road, glazed eyes reflecting my lights. It was very surreal.
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« Reply #106 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 21:31:36 »

The fella who invented Cats eyes always said that he ran over a cat and the poor animals eyes just before he hit the poor thing gave him the idea that made him millions....he also stated it was a good job he didnt hit it arse on as pencil sharpeners were already on the market.
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« Reply #107 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 21:32:05 »

Danny Wilson. Arguments. Fluffy kittens. Road kill.

God bless the TEF.
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« Reply #108 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 21:49:06 »

Road kill.

My old boss used to eat anything like that, he found a deer outside his house in Blunsdon before and took it to the butchers to be made up into steaks. He is one of those cult lot, The Plymouth Bretheren and they seem to think it is perfectly normal to scrape up anything off the road and eat it, within reason
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« Reply #109 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 22:25:35 »

Haven't checked this thread for a few hours, last I checked people were kicking off and now I've fluffy cats! What is happening here?! Only on the TEF  Cheesy
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« Reply #110 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 22:32:40 »

The cats eyes just before Faringdon are plugged into the mains and light up.

Just thought you might want to know.
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« Reply #111 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 22:40:01 »

The cats eyes just before Faringdon are plugged into the mains and light up.

Just thought you might want to know.
Your eyes would light up too if you were plugged into the mains.
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« Reply #112 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 22:49:30 »

I say 'plug' now that might not be entirely true, but there is a plug in the sea.
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« Reply #113 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 23:13:15 »

I say 'plug' now that might not be entirely true, but there is a plug in the sea.
Is that why the tide ebbs and flows?
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« Reply #114 on: Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 23:22:05 »

Is that why the tide ebbs and flows?

Yes.
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« Reply #115 on: Thursday, November 8, 2012, 03:36:10 »

[url width=450 height=303]http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/free-cat.jpg[/url]
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« Reply #116 on: Thursday, November 8, 2012, 03:45:55 »

The cats eyes just before Faringdon are plugged into the mains and light up.

Just thought you might want to know.
I know where you mean. It looks ace if you turn your lights off when nobody else is around, I like to play the Tron soundtrack whilst doing it.
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« Reply #117 on: Thursday, November 8, 2012, 16:47:41 »

The fella who invented Cats eyes always said that he ran over a cat and the poor animals eyes just before he hit the poor thing gave him the idea that made him millions....he also stated it was a good job he didnt hit it arse on as pencil sharpeners were already on the market.

I thought he worked for a council (maybe Northampton) so he didn't make anything at all, he was just doing his job.  I could be very wrong on this of course.
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« Reply #118 on: Saturday, November 10, 2012, 10:58:42 »

A boy told his dad he’d found a cat, that was dead outside on the road.

“How do you know the cat was dead?” his dad asked

“Because I pissed on it and it didn't move,” the boy said

“You did WHAT?” his dad said

“You know” said the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn't move”


 
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