Favourite one-off chant?

[DA15red]

Chav / Stone Island Warrior in empty stand next to away end when we played Colchester away in last play off season taunted the Town fans after Colchester score and leads to a classic exchange and quality one off chant to finish as follows.

"Back to school on Monday" Town fans.

Extreme reaction from Chav and stewards arrive.

"Tell him off,Tell him off"
"Throw him out, Throw him out" Town fans

Excitable pointing by Chav to 1500 Town fans. At this point his Mum (?) in the disabled section behind intervenes and he is allowed to stay on the condition he sits with her.

"Sit with your Mummy, You've got to sit with your Mummy" Town fans
Mum calms him down
"You are embarassing, You are embarassing" Town fans
Mum and Stewards calm him down

PAUSE

"YOU'RE MUMS GOT SAGGY TITS, YOU'RE MUMS GOT SAGGY TITS"

Chav goes ape, runs towards away end and is thrown out.

Priceless!

[walcot red]

Chav / Stone Island Warrior in empty stand next to away end when we played Colchester away in last play off season taunted the Town fans after Colchester score and leads to a classic exchange and quality one off chant to finish as follows.

"Back to school on Monday" Town fans.

Extreme reaction from Chav and stewards arrive.

"Tell him off,Tell him off"
"Throw him out, Throw him out" Town fans

Excitable pointing by Chav to 1500 Town fans. At this point his Mum (?) in the disabled section behind intervenes and he is allowed to stay on the condition he sits with her.

"Sit with your Mummy, You've got to sit with your Mummy" Town fans
Mum calms him down
"You are embarassing, You are embarassing" Town fans
Mum and Stewards calm him down

PAUSE

"YOU'RE MUMS GOT SAGGY TITS, YOU'RE MUMS GOT SAGGY TITS"

Chav goes ape, runs towards away end and is thrown out.

Priceless!

 

[Oaksey Moonraker]

In 1990/91 at Portsmouth away to the tune of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (and Man U had been adopted that one) which was the season after the Football League demotion.

Always look on the bright side of life, Do Doo,
When you're feeling down, think of Swindon,
We're the team that was promoted to the 3rd,
Which is pretty shit we reckon, cos we started in the 2nd,
That's why we think the Football League is absurd.

It then broke into a round of 'The Football League is full of shit'

[Notts red]

Chav / Stone Island Warrior in empty stand next to away end when we played Colchester away in last play off season taunted the Town fans after Colchester score and leads to a classic exchange and quality one off chant to finish as follows.

"Back to school on Monday" Town fans.

Extreme reaction from Chav and stewards arrive.

"Tell him off,Tell him off"
"Throw him out, Throw him out" Town fans

Excitable pointing by Chav to 1500 Town fans. At this point his Mum (?) in the disabled section behind intervenes and he is allowed to stay on the condition he sits with her.

"Sit with your Mummy, You've got to sit with your Mummy" Town fans
Mum calms him down
"You are embarassing, You are embarassing" Town fans
Mum and Stewards calm him down

PAUSE

"YOU'RE MUMS GOT SAGGY TITS, YOU'RE MUMS GOT SAGGY TITS"

Chav goes ape, runs towards away end and is thrown out.

Priceless!

I remember this, really funny moment even though we played shit. I wonder if he ever returned to a match after this ! Another good one was at Rovers " Back to the orphanage " the Funniest from away fans would be " you dirty northern bastards " sang by Torquay at our place.

[DiV]

I was devastated when he shaved his 'tache off - ruined!

I think we all were. 

RIP DVD's tache

[Hitchinred]

"You should have gone to the circus" at Crawley last season.

[Give us an S]

The most I have ever laughed at a game was in the Town End about 6 years ago when some nutter they let out for the weekend kepts singing Jesus Christs Barmy Army and Gods Red and White Army. I think he kept shouting the score really loud too. Threeeeee - Onnnneeeee. It was just really random and I think you had to be there to appreciate it. Anyone that was will agree it was very funny.

I also liked it the season we had Julian playing in goal against us. and cries of Juuulian. And Braaaaaaaaaain!

I also enjoyed it when the Reeves brothers played against each other and David Reeves was sent off. So I started 'where's your brother gone?' and Alan promptly pointed to the tunnel.

[kerry red]

Can't be arsed to trawl thru all the posts, but has anyone mentioned the FA Cup game at Oxford where a couple of yellow inbreds met in the centre circle at half time to pledge their troth to the dulcent tones of:

'Does she take it up the arse'

from the massed Reds

[jimbob]

remember singing to Wolves fans 'we want to be together' (nicked from that old tv advert can't remember which) to which they replied 'we're not from birmingham'....

my favourite though is to the Brighton fans....'we can see you sucking cock'

[JanTheMan]

Can't be arsed to trawl thru all the posts, but has anyone mentioned the FA Cup game at Oxford where a couple of yellow inbreds met in the centre circle at half time to pledge their troth to the dulcent tones of:

'Does she take it up the arse'

from the massed Reds

I (and the mates sat/stood with me) would like to take credit for starting that one! It still comes up in conversation whenever anyone tells me about where they got engaged!!

[jutty274]

Can't be arsed to trawl thru all the posts, but has anyone mentioned the FA Cup game at Oxford where a couple of yellow inbreds met in the centre circle at half time to pledge their troth to the dulcent tones of:

'Does she take it up the arse'

from the massed Reds

And it was live on the bbc as well.

[kerry red]

Early kick-off. Was in the Worthy at 8.00 before setting off!

[4D]

And it was live on the bbc as well.

"Wed to your sister, you're getting wed to your sister" might have worked too.

[PetsWinPrizes]

Away to the Gas in the 08/09 season, their PA started up their traditional pre match 'Goodnight Irene' (don't think any of them were actually singing) to which we, quite rightly, retorted with

'Irene takes it up the arse' and
'Irene's a prostitute'

Cut to 30 minutes into the match

One of their young wannabe Danny Dyers is down the front of the stand giving it 'the big un' to the away end. Now this charmer was, by anyones estimation, in no way pie shy.

The fat lad slunk back to his seat to a Swindon sound track of

'Even Irene Turned You Down'

I think we lost, but that stuck a lot longer in the memory than the game itself.

All good fun.

[Matchworn Shirts]

Away to the Gas in the 08/09 season, their PA started up their traditional pre match 'Goodnight Irene' (don't think any of them were actually singing) to which we, quite rightly, retorted with

'Irene takes it up the arse' and
'Irene's a prostitute'

Cut to 30 minutes into the match

One of their young wannabe Danny Dyers is down the front of the stand giving it 'the big un' to the away end. Now this charmer was, by anyones estimation, in no way pie shy.

The fat lad slunk back to his seat to a Swindon sound track of

'Even Irene Turned You Down'

I think we lost, but that stuck a lot longer in the memory than the game itself.

All good fun.

was that the same match where a fat bastards to the left of the tent got some abuse for carrying an assortment of savory snacks, which annoyed him, then it got louder & louder until his gargoyle like girlfriend joined in the angry fist waving at us to the tune of "two Vicky Pollards" ?
They were led away by the police.

that was also funny