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« on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 14:30:25 »

Tomorrow I have a day off from tour where I will be stuck in a hotel in Sarfend.  What is there to do in this pit people of TEF.  It doesn't have to include masturbation.  Thats a given.  Should I indulge in eating cockles and jellied eels, steal a car and go boy racing down the seafront, like the locals or is there something better to do?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 14:45:01 »

Tomorrow I have a day off from tour where I will be stuck in a hotel in Sarfend.  What is there to do in this pit people of TEF.  It doesn't have to include masturbation.  Thats a given.  Should I indulge in eating cockles and jellied eels, steal a car and go boy racing down the seafront, like the locals or is there something better to do?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 14:54:14 »

The Norfolk Broads are just 2½ hours away by car from there.  You could go and explore.  Or if that doesn't appeal, there's Cambridge (1½ hours away) and London (1 hour) both within easy reach.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 14:54:58 »

Have some jellied eels, then throw them up off the end of the pier. Southend got a game on?
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 15:23:02 »

Bradwell-on-Sea power station is worth a visit.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 15:23:18 »

If you fancy going to the seaside, but don't like the more tacky resorts, not far up the coast is a resort which is like travelling back in time - Frinton on Sea. It's a truly lovely spot, especially with weather like this. I'm not sure whether it is still the case. but several years ago it didn't even have a fish and chip shop.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 15:26:34 »

Actually, having just looked on google maps, it's further than I remembered, it's close to Clacton not Southend.  Embarrassed

Still worth a visit though.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 16:19:30 »

If you fancy going to the seaside, but don't like the more tacky resorts, not far up the coast is a resort which is like travelling back in time - Frinton on Sea. It's a truly lovely spot, especially with weather like this. I'm not sure whether it is still the case. but several years ago it didn't even have a fish and chip shop.

I work in Frinton-on-Sea Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 17:00:43 »

Burnham on crouch is nice
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 17:18:17 »

there is a young black girl called anita who could pass your time, want her number ? Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 19:25:15 »

Burnham on crouch is nice

It is.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 19:25:47 »

I work in Frinton-on-Sea Smiley

Does it have a fish and chip shop?  Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 19:31:13 »

Burnham on crouch is nice

Clancy on Crouch sounds a better place to be...for Peter that is.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 19:36:48 »

Leigh on Sea has some good pubs/ restaurants around the fisherman's huts and stalls. You can walk along the estuary to get there and get the train back or vice versa. Saw The Charlatans at Chinnery's in Southend a couple of years ago and it's a cracking venue if there's anything on if you want a busman's holiday type thing!
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 28, 2012, 19:44:55 »

It is.

I used to live by the marina there
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