I've noticed that recently his posts all seem to be alcohol orientated. This means one of two things, either that he's an alcoholic and proud or he's bragging because he's discovered alcohol and he falsely believes it makes him sound cool.
Can't type much at the moment.
I'm in that weird phase of drunkness where my mind is OK but the body still is out of control.
I like Griffin Park- 4 pubs, 4 stands.
All I can be arsed to say
No way to sugarcoat this one I'm afraid....
Having my ball sack waxed. No volume of alcohol in the world could numb that pain.
Fuzzy memory, don't remember them
I reckon that since Tuesday (not counting today) I have drunker the equivalent to 48.5 pints of lager
Fuck me last night was mental as well
I've had loads [of alcohol] in the last 36 hours and I'm fine
Xmas Eve
Out for a curry with the gang at 7pm, then [/b]on the piss[/b] until 12.30, scored 3 gals phone numbers as well. Came home and fell to sleep on sofa, by the glowing fire, having actually managed to please evryone I purcashed a prsent for.
This Morning
Woke up about 9am thanks to pesky little brothers- but who cares, it's xmas right? Opened presents, did bloody well this year- managed to collect 500 quid in cash, 100 in cheque, clothes, a few CDs and a couple of decent reads (John Peel tribute and Adrian Mole)
Afternoon
Went and had a community stylee xmas dinner at the pub with the rest of the village, great atmospher and free bar (hired out the pub- fucking ace). Ended up stuffing myself and [/b]getting mildly to semi heavily drunk[/b], had a good sing song too. Got all emotional with a couple of birds about how xmas used to be as a wee lad.
Now
Sobered up considerably well (due to obsene amounts of turkey etc!). I'm off next door in half an hour for a little get together, namely in the cause of trying to nob the fit blonde who lives there (we don't get on but she'll be on the vodka)
I'm off to get plastered ... so have a good one people!
I'm 'getting going' at 6pm
In that case, mine's a Stella dash
Stagger home after making a mockery of the free bar at 6.30
Pub crawl celebration starts at 7pm
All collected over the past seven days, I feel the evidence in damning...