Is Dave an alcoholic?

[sonicyouth]

I've noticed that recently his posts all seem to be alcohol orientated. This means one of two things, either that he's an alcoholic and proud or he's bragging because he's discovered alcohol and he falsely believes it makes him sound cool.

Can't type much at the moment.

I'm in that weird phase of drunkness where my mind is OK but the body still is out of control.

I like Griffin Park- 4 pubs, 4 stands.

All I can be arsed to say

No way to sugarcoat this one I'm afraid....

Having my ball sack waxed. No volume of alcohol in the world could numb that pain.

Fuzzy memory, don't remember them

I reckon that since Tuesday (not counting today) I have drunker the equivalent to 48.5 pints of lager

Fuck me last night was mental as well

I've had loads [of alcohol] in the last 36 hours and I'm fine

Xmas Eve
Out for a curry with the gang at 7pm, then [/b]on the piss[/b] until 12.30, scored 3 gals phone numbers as well. Came home and fell to sleep on sofa, by the glowing fire, having actually managed to please evryone I purcashed a prsent for.

This Morning
Woke up about 9am thanks to pesky little brothers- but who cares, it's xmas right? Opened presents, did bloody well this year- managed to collect 500 quid in cash, 100 in cheque, clothes, a few CDs and a couple of decent reads (John Peel tribute and Adrian Mole)

Afternoon
Went and had a community stylee xmas dinner at the pub with the rest of the village, great atmospher and free bar (hired out the pub- fucking ace). Ended up stuffing myself and [/b]getting mildly to semi heavily drunk[/b], had a good sing song too. Got all emotional with a couple of birds about how xmas used to be as a wee lad.

Now
Sobered up considerably well (due to obsene amounts of turkey etc!). I'm off next door in half an hour for a little get together, namely in the cause of trying to nob the fit blonde who lives there (we don't get on but she'll be on the vodka)

I'm off to get plastered ... so have a good one people!

I'm 'getting going' at 6pm

In that case, mine's a Stella dash

Stagger home after making a mockery of the free bar at 6.30

Pub crawl celebration starts at 7pm

All collected over the past seven days, I feel the evidence in damning...

[Anonymous]

I dont beileve young dave to be an alcoholic. As his official representative at this time i would like to point out the following:

Most of this concerns one night, likely to be 24th of December 2004 between the period 6-7pm

Evidence :

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Can't type much at the moment.

I'm in that weird phase of drunkness where my mind is OK but the body still is out of control.

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Fuck me last night was mental as well


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I've had loads [of alcohol] in the last 36 hours and I'm fine


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I'm off to get plastered ... so have a good one people!


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I'm 'getting going' at 6pm


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Stagger home after making a mockery of the free bar at 6.30


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Pub crawl celebration starts at 7pm

Now the rest....

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I like Griffin Park- 4 pubs, 4 stands.

All I can be arsed to say

Here he just merely mentions the locals around Griffin Park for those whom like to know hooligans i.e Yeovil
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No way to sugarcoat this one I'm afraid....

Having my ball sack waxed. No volume of alcohol in the world could numb that pain.

Here he is just informing us of the immense pain he went through and that he feels even shed loads of alchol volumes will not ease the suffering he suffered.

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In that case, mine's a Stella dash
 
And finally this is in reference to Yeovil's post on his Christmas pony. Stella dash is a game played in Devisez only at Xmas which includes betting your bonus on a chosen stick that you have chosen which you then throw under a bridge the first one out the other end wins the money.

Or he could do what i do, although i rarely drink to much bar special occasions and that's STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER

[Ben Wah Balls]

he's bragging because he's discovered alcohol and he falsely believes it makes him sound cool.

It's this one

I reckon that since Tuesday (not counting today) I have drunker the equivalent to 48.5 pints of lager

this proves it

When you say equivalent dave what were you actually drinking?

[Reg Smeeton]

I suspect he got his place value slightly awry, and really meant 4.85 pints of lager.

[blinkpip]

Maybe he is just losing it cos he isn't getting any.

[Boeta]

he's bragging because he's discovered alcohol and he falsely believes it makes him sound cool.

It's this one

I reckon that since Tuesday (not counting today) I have drunker the equivalent to 48.5 pints of lager

this proves it

When you say equivalent dave what were you actually drinking?

Aye, spot on. It's a phase we all go through (I think), I remember when all me and my mates used to talk about was how much we had consumed. We thought that was cool aged 15, Dave's just a couple of years later.

[DMR]

It's Xmas ffs

I'm supposed to do what? Sip Ribena?

[sonicyouth]

I didn't touch a single drop of alcohol, so I managed it.

[blinkpip]

It's Xmas ffs

I'm supposed to do what? Sip Ribena?

No!   :old Bad for your teeth!

[Boeta]

It's Xmas ffs

I'm supposed to do what? Sip Ribena?

Dave, everyone gets hammered at Xmas, it's just that those quotes make you seem so excited about it.