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« on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 13:53:01 »

By adding one sentence each. I'll start.

A smelly girl walked into Asda to buy a melon.
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:04:39 »

she got confused by all the special offers  :x
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:18:53 »

So she bought a packet of Hob Nobs and Tampons.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:24:02 »

While whistling away to the in store music...
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:25:21 »

she tripped and banged into another smelly girl
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:39:30 »

The store manager noticed and came over to ask if they were OK...
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:00:43 »

both smelly girls looked him up and down
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:02:26 »

Noticing he was quite dashing they decided to milk it a little...
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:50:55 »

Till they found out that he isn't a man, it's actually StfcBird dressed in blokes clothes :shock:
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 16:11:41 »

there then followed many shennanigans and goings on for many a minute until the tanoy system came on with a voice telling them that there was a 50% sale on any sammy igoe branded super glue!
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 17:36:37 »

So they raced to the DIY section.....
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 17:54:16 »

Which is brand new to Asda :?
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 18:30:16 »

they grabbed some rope and wheel barrow
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 20:20:00 »

Quote from: "Whits"
they grabbed some rope and wheel barrow


tied up Sammy Igoe and threw him off a cliff
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 20:38:05 »

They then saw Andy King buying some doughnuts, "for his son" apparently :?
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