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« on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 13:53:01 » |
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By adding one sentence each. I'll start.
A smelly girl walked into Asda to buy a melon.
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Whits
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:04:39 » |
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she got confused by all the special offers :x
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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blinkpip
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:18:53 » |
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So she bought a packet of Hob Nobs and Tampons.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:24:02 » |
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While whistling away to the in store music...
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:25:21 » |
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she tripped and banged into another smelly girl
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 14:39:30 » |
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The store manager noticed and came over to ask if they were OK...
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:00:43 » |
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both smelly girls looked him up and down
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:02:26 » |
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Noticing he was quite dashing they decided to milk it a little...
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 15:50:55 » |
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Till they found out that he isn't a man, it's actually StfcBird dressed in blokes clothes :shock:
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 16:11:41 » |
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there then followed many shennanigans and goings on for many a minute until the tanoy system came on with a voice telling them that there was a 50% sale on any sammy igoe branded super glue!
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 17:36:37 » |
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So they raced to the DIY section.....
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 17:54:16 » |
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Which is brand new to Asda :?
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 18:30:16 » |
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they grabbed some rope and wheel barrow
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 20:20:00 » |
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they grabbed some rope and wheel barrow tied up Sammy Igoe and threw him off a cliff |
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, July 2, 2005, 20:38:05 » |
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They then saw Andy King buying some doughnuts, "for his son" apparently :?
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