Fred Elliot
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« on: Friday, October 1, 2010, 23:40:51 » |
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[url width=640 height=360]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/DSC_0027.jpg[/url]
yep ................................ you guessed it !
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 1, 2010, 23:44:17 » |
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You've never had to shit in a jar before?
You haven't lived
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chalkies_shorts
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 1, 2010, 23:44:29 » |
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Have you got a funnel?
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leefer
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 1, 2010, 23:45:07 » |
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Have you got a funnel?
No...its just the way he walks. |
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pauld
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, October 1, 2010, 23:45:37 » |
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That's one hell of a suppository, no wonder you're nervous
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 1, 2010, 23:46:10 » |
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Have you got a funnel?
never had the need for one. Dad said to use a jug, but that's what I make my omelette's in so fuck that ! |
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chalkies_shorts
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 1, 2010, 23:46:58 » |
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and I'd take the lid off before you squat over the table.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 1, 2010, 23:47:22 » |
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You've never had to shit in a jar before?
You haven't lived
its hardly a fucking jar |
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Barnard
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 08:06:40 » |
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Make your own funnel using a cunning combination of selloptape and the cover of a magazine. I suggest Razzle.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 08:29:59 » |
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never had the need for one.
Dad said to use a jug, but that's what I make my omelette's in so fuck that !
Haha now I'm thinking about pooey Omlettes! I'm one lucky girl knowing you! What a thought to start they day on!  |
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Jimmy Glass is an Alien
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 09:52:32 » |
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Fucking ace!
I had this very same dilemma once for the little'un. We got him to shit on some toilet roll then scoop the sample from that. I don't envy you though. Enjoy!
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pumbaa
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Fartmeister
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 21:13:24 » |
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Oh dear. I'd suggest a potty, but your fat ass would break it. I'm all out of ideas.....
On the upside, I'm pleased to see Fred is back. That Tonis Tampon was a poor impersonator......
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Berniman
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Miserable cnut (AKA Happy Clapper)
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 22:12:21 » |
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So, how the fuck did you do this?
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius
When somebody shouts STOP! I never know if it's in the name of love, if it's HAMMER TIME, or if I should collaborate and listen...
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 23:13:48 » |
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So, how the fuck did you do this?
Havent yet Going to buy the Mail on Sunday tomorrow and make a funnel out of it Although the results may reveal I am off my tits on Codine |
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Whits
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, October 2, 2010, 23:37:22 » |
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cling film over the trap, have a shit like you always would, job done  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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