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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, October 3, 2010, 13:18:37 » |
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I could of filled ten of them wednesday morning after that pork roll outside the townend!
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, October 3, 2010, 13:44:51 » |
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I could of filled ten of them wednesday morning after that pork roll outside the townend!
Flash, I am positive thats what started the IBS off at 02.30 Wednesday morning |
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, October 3, 2010, 13:53:32 » |
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Flash, I am positive thats what started the IBS off at 02.30 Wednesday morning
3am ....i was up, crashed ino the old 'En Shweet' and nearly passed out! |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, October 3, 2010, 14:07:02 » |
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Shit into a piping bag first.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, October 3, 2010, 14:55:13 » |
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Shit into a piping bag first.
I am going to decorate a cake for you |
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, October 3, 2010, 18:52:06 » |
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I am going to decorate a cake for you
Careful with the candles then |
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, October 3, 2010, 19:42:20 » |
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Make your own funnel using a cunning combination of selloptape and the cover of a magazine. I suggest Razzle.
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, October 3, 2010, 21:16:32 » |
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[url width=100 height=100]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/fredava.gif[/url]
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 16:09:45 » |
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Rather you than me having to handle a turd - oh the joys
Saw you Sat at D & R you looked rather pissed even before the game
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 16:19:28 » |
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Catch your turd in a toilet paper hammock as it drops, then roll it about a bit to dry it off. By then you will have made like a poo cigar wrapped in TP. All you have to do now is to insert the poo vessel up into the 'cigar' to take a sample.
You could also, do it in a plastic bag and take that and the poo vessel back to whoever gave it to you and tell them to do the rest.
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 16:51:08 » |
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Rather you than me having to handle a turd - oh the joys
Saw you Sat at D & R you looked rather pissed even before the game
drugged up mate |
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 17:37:51 » |
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You could shit youself and just take the sample from the destruction left
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 17:54:13 » |
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Or swallow the sample bottle and shit it out prefilled?
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 19:58:57 » |
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You're aware that you don't actually have to fill the fucker yes?
It's got that little, I hesitate to use the word spoon so scoop thing on the lid for a reason. Sit forward on the shitter and make sure you dump onto the bowl rather than straight into the water, scrape a bit into the tube.
Piece of piss
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, October 4, 2010, 20:07:36 » |
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Has anyone read this entire thread? Fuck me this is funny.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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