its his career to fuck up, what is he going to tell his grandkids when they ask what his best achievement was?
He'd be able to make it sound quite good I imagine.
- I played in Europe for Chelsea
- I played alongside World Cup winners Marcel Desailly and Manu Petit
- I made over 250 FL appearances
- I scored the winning goal in a Cup Final
- I played in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland before I was 30.
- I played in the Greek top flight
Perhaps his grandson will sarcastic back-chat?
- Gramps, 30 minutes against Levski Sofia? Who cares?
- Gramps, did you play alongside Zola?
- Gramps, that sounds good but why didn't you mention your time at Rushden & Diamonds in Non-League? Also, what's a Rushden and Diamond?
- Gramps, it was the 3rd Tier Play-Off Final. Nice one.
- Gramps, what were you doing in Northern Ireland?
- Gramps, I've looked it up and Thrasyvoulos Fylis were shit and you were shit for them.
You never know.