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Rich Pullen

« Reply #45 on: Friday, July 9, 2010, 23:19:49 »

Moat is clinging on... a bit like your marriage Wink

My brother was born in Germany to an English mum and a Scottish dad... Talk about options.
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« Reply #46 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 00:26:01 »

Sounds like he's topped himself - probably when he heard Gazza had turned up. That's got to be a low water mark for any self-respecting psycho
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« Reply #47 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 00:35:15 »

Whether or not Moat's offed himself, I'm pretty sure Dotton Adebayo's shot his load - eyewitness report came from the bloke he was talking to and he could barely conceal his glee
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« Reply #48 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 06:21:01 »

Any update please?
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They've got muslamic rayguns, muslamic rayguns..
Sussex

« Reply #49 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 06:29:39 »

He missed.
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« Reply #50 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 06:46:33 »

It wasn't a shotgun, it was a NERF that he'd spray-painted black.
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« Reply #51 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 07:02:46 »

If they negotiate for long enough he'll shoot himself. Saves money on a police investigation later.

Result!
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« Reply #52 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 08:14:25 »

Seen it before. He dies at the end.

Well, thank you "Mr Blow The Picture For Me"
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« Reply #53 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 08:15:19 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10583023.stm

Third picture. No way is that man a real policeman
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« Reply #54 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 09:17:06 »

soapy tit wank Dave!!!
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Doore

« Reply #55 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 09:17:29 »

soapy tit wank Dave!!!

An offer you can't refuse, Dave.
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« Reply #56 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 09:45:11 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10583023.stm

Third picture. No way is that man a real policeman

They've got those same hats in Toys R Us
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nochee

« Reply #57 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 11:22:20 »



Fucked!!!
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« Reply #58 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 11:42:34 »



Fucked!!!

That is hillarious and tragic in equal measures..so let's see..any Police Negotiators reading this, the next time you go into a volotile and potentially lethal situation, remember your Poilce Negotiators check list..make sure you have the following..some chicken, a can of lager, two fishing rods...

Oh dear No
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« Reply #59 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 14:05:29 »



Fucked!!!

Oh for the love of God that is sad
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