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« Reply #15 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 10:09:28 »

Doesn't Schweinstieger mean "pig shagger" or something?

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« Reply #16 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 10:41:41 »

Doesn't Schweinstieger mean "pig shagger" or something?
"Pig sticker" surely?
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 11:13:56 »

On the tennis theme:

Guy Forget = Bloke with Alzheimers
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 12:04:02 »

http://germany.worldcupblog.org/euro-2008/meet-the-schweinsteigers-and-learn-about-the-tragedy-of-philipp-lahm%E2%80%99s-great-great-great-great-grandfather.html

Bastian Schweinsteiger. A Schweinsteige was actually the Old High German word for pigpen (or Schweinestall in modern German). So it’s not pig climber but Bastian Pigpenner. According to Udolph that means that his family lived in a pigpen when they got their name. Not too flattering, but as we will see with Philipp Lahm’s case, those medieval people were very pragmatic.

Philipp Lahm. Lahm is the German word for lame and apparently when someone decided to give Philipp’s great-great-great-great-grandfather’s family a name, his great-great-great-great-grandfather was lame or gelähmt (lamed / paralysed).

Per Mertesacker. Per’s forefathers worked on Merte’s (variation of Martin) Acker (acre). Quite straightforward.

Christoph Metzelder. Metzelder is derived from Macellarius – latin for butcher. To our butcher’s credit, he hasn’t received a single yellow card this tournament. He probably hasn’t defended a single ball either.

Michael Ballack. Ballack is a sorbic name derived from Balthasar. Balthasar is of Babylonian origin and means “God look after his life”.

Joachim Löw. Löw is a short form of Löwe (lion). A name that was adapted by families with similar characteristics: athletic, strong, courageous and brave. Brave as in letting Jens Lehmann play in a European Championship final.

Oliver Bierhoff. The Bier in Bierhoff has nothing to do with the German word Bier (beer), but is a Low German variation of the word Birne (pear). Add a Hof (yard) to the mix and you’ve got a pear yard.

Franz Beckenbauer. Last but not least The Kaiser. Beckenbauer’s ancestors were versatile people, who were both Bäcker (baker) and Bauer (farmer) at the same time. Just like our Kaiser was a defensive (swee) and an attacking (per) footballer at the same time.
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 12:26:57 »

Joachim Low is randomly quite hot
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 12:37:47 »

Really?  Doesn't he look a bit like one of the other blokes in a europop boyband from the 80's? 
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 12:48:02 »

Yeah - but with better clothes -  a bit like someones hot dad or something
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 15:41:18 »

On the tennis theme:

Guy Forget = Bloke with Alzheimers

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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 16:40:36 »

Pat Cash - check your wallet.

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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, July 8, 2010, 22:17:47 »

Joey Beauchamp = A flid who is approaching middle-age and still being breast-fed.
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, July 10, 2010, 16:13:00 »

Emile Heskey = Charming Donkey

And he did...it was a lovely evening.
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