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« Reply #15 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:14:16 »

How much must he have paid this woman to a) have the baby and b) give up all rights to the child - what sort of person  - assuming the baby is the result of a one night stand - to want to give up her child to him
Never heard of surrogates then?
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:46:46 »

Never heard of surrogates then?

Whats a sub-par Bruce Willis film got to do with this?
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:50:56 »

I read this article, and now can't get Cristiano Ronaldo being Bruno out of my head.
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 17:03:09 »

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/ronaldo-baby-punches-midwife-201007052876/

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The child's agent said: "We had offers from the Rooneys, the Terrys and Frank Lampard, who wanted to give Christine Bleakley a new pink thing to be photographed with.

"But ultimately we decided to go with Ronaldo as it does at least raise the possibility of sucking on that Gemma Atkinson for an hour or so."
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:29:26 »

I read this article, and now can't get Cristiano Ronaldo being Bruno out of my head.

Me too!
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:33:48 »

I bet it grows up to as big of a cunt as he is.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:37:17 »

i keep thinking this is going to be like the roman polanski film rosemary's baby                   

but a lot more terrifying
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:43:19 »

I think it will also be the colour of a mahogany table like him??
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 07:41:37 »

Never heard of surrogates then?

This is Ronaldo a young single lad who likes to put it about with the ladies - do you seriously think he would have a surrogate to have a kid for him, more than likely a result of a one night stand who does not want a child so Ronaldo will get his sister and mother to bring up the child instead
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 08:14:15 »

Feel sorry for the kid already ..

Ronaldo is a  :cunt:
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 09:49:54 »

Never heard of surrogates then?

That's in Yorkshire isn't it ?
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 11:25:13 »

That's in Yorkshire isn't it ?

No its not, you pudding.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 11:27:03 »

Christiano Ronaldo had his first parenting lesson with his new son this morning."Right" said the midwife, "what should you do if the baby starts crying and having a tantrum?""Show him a yellow card and tell him to get up off the fucking floor" replies the baby.
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, July 9, 2010, 08:35:43 »

He's called his kid Ronaldo Jnr.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Sports/Off-the-Field/Cristiano-Ronaldo-names-his-baby-son-after-himself/articleshow/6142105.cms
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, July 9, 2010, 08:45:57 »

Oh and he paints his toenails!! The big homo!
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