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« Reply #15 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:14:16 » |
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How much must he have paid this woman to a) have the baby and b) give up all rights to the child - what sort of person - assuming the baby is the result of a one night stand - to want to give up her child to him
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:46:46 » |
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Never heard of surrogates then?
Whats a sub-par Bruce Willis film got to do with this? |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Nemo
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 16:50:56 » |
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I read this article, and now can't get Cristiano Ronaldo being Bruno out of my head.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:29:26 » |
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I read this article, and now can't get Cristiano Ronaldo being Bruno out of my head.
Me too! |
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Nijholts Nuts
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:33:48 » |
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I bet it grows up to as big of a cunt as he is.
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:37:17 » |
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i keep thinking this is going to be like the roman polanski film rosemary's baby
but a lot more terrifying
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, July 5, 2010, 19:43:19 » |
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I think it will also be the colour of a mahogany table like him??
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 07:41:37 » |
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Never heard of surrogates then?
This is Ronaldo a young single lad who likes to put it about with the ladies - do you seriously think he would have a surrogate to have a kid for him, more than likely a result of a one night stand who does not want a child so Ronaldo will get his sister and mother to bring up the child instead |
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Crispy
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 08:14:15 » |
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Feel sorry for the kid already ..
Ronaldo is a :cunt:
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They've got muslamic rayguns, muslamic rayguns..
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nevillew
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 09:49:54 » |
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Never heard of surrogates then?
That's in Yorkshire isn't it ? |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 11:25:13 » |
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That's in Yorkshire isn't it ?
No its not, you pudding. |
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 11:27:03 » |
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Christiano Ronaldo had his first parenting lesson with his new son this morning."Right" said the midwife, "what should you do if the baby starts crying and having a tantrum?""Show him a yellow card and tell him to get up off the fucking floor" replies the baby.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, July 9, 2010, 08:35:43 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, July 9, 2010, 08:45:57 » |
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Oh and he paints his toenails!! The big homo!
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