Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Batch]

I'm the only one I know who likes their garlic dip. Not that they have bothered putting it in the last few times.

[tans]

If anyone works for the nhs, you get 35% off at dominos by showing your ID!

So do i

[nevillew]

So do i

Just shows how much profit they're making from the rest of us doesn't it ?

[4D]

tans could be on a staff discount 

[otanswell]

Pizza Gogo is the daddy when it comes to takeaway pizzas now.

I admire your optimism, the ones we have in Croydon are fucking shit

[Only Me]

I am writing my CV and am bloody annoyed by it.  I hate writing them, can never get the format to look good and often have no idea what to write.  Also my English has decreased massively in the six years I have been here.

If anyone knows any good (and cheap) CV writiers/companies please PM me.

Try and stick to bullet points and max 3 pages (2 if you can).
Make sure the key points in your cv matches the job advert you are going for
If you google it you will find some example CVs you can model yours on

[Only Me]

The phrase "cool beans". Piss off!

Actually I am on one -

Checkout staff you don't know who suddenly want to be your best pal - "what are you doing this weekend?" , what the hell has it got to do with you?
Checkout staff who are as miserable as sin, some who look like they'd gladly gob in your shopping bag.

I like the checkout staff who sit somewhere in the middle of the above. 

What about the checkout staff asking you if you need any bags when you clearly don't have any.
How do they expect you to carry them?

[Simon Pieman]

Just shows how much profit they're making from the rest of us doesn't it ?

Or how much pizza the nhs staff consume as a result.

[Sippo]

And it only works on full price menu, so the deals are normally cheaper anyway without the discount.

[Chubbs]

this is what i dont understand (if someone can explain it to me that would be grand)
The murderer of roger miller was charged today with murder yet the taxi driver who murdered Sian over a year ago the line is yet to be charged.

[Samdy Gray]

Halliwell was charged with murder.

[Langers]

I admire your optimism, the ones we have in Croydon are fucking shit

Have you been to the one in Purley? Christ, that place is a dump.

[otanswell]

Have you been to the one in Purley? Christ, that place is a dump.

Yeah mate, used to live over the road from it in the new build flats - food is awful

[mystical_goat]

Try and stick to bullet points and max 3 pages (2 if you can).
Make sure the key points in your cv matches the job advert you are going for
If you google it you will find some example CVs you can model yours on

And I'd avoid writing much at all on a CV, most employers just want the essential details listed in a clear and consistent way. Employment history (brief list of key responsibilities for each position held), education, and a tiny bit on 'interests', is it from memory.

A covering letter or personal statement is where you can and have to expand a bit more.

[sonicyouth]

The frontpage of the Sun today.