Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Don Rogers Shop]

I don't understand why Michael Jackson sang it don't matter if your  black or white when it clearly fucking did.

Also why did lionel richie sing hello is it me your looking for to a blind girl.....Tight cunt

[Barry Scott]

Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it?  This has always annoyed me - and no, I don't.  It just seems cruel.

Lithp? That'd be cooler.

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

There's very little in this thread which is in the spirit of the first post mind, most of the stuff is with logic or decent rationale. For example the aforementioned Go Compare advert is clearly annoying.

A better one would be people who start every word in a sentence with a capital letter because it defies logical reasoning.

Right. Got you. I'll have to have a think about that. There has to be tonnes of stuff

[Doore]

Secret tracks at the end of albums, especially if you have to sit in silence for ten minutes to hear them.

"Stylised" facial hair.  Grow a proper beard or fuck off.

Getting arm hair caught in your watch.

Salad cream - I'm certain this is just gone-off mayonnaise.

Candles.

People keeping ketchup and brown sauce in the fridge.

Adults on skateboards.

"For your convenience..."

Diet Coke, on the side of a Supermegasize awesomeburger.  Yeah, that'll do it.  You fat fuck.

[Simon Pieman]

My diabetic mates drink diet coke

[Doore]

My diabetic mates drink diet coke

If they're diabetic I don't think they should be eating Supermegasize awesomeburgers. 

[Barry Scott]

Diet Coke, on the side of a Supermegasize awesomeburger.  Yeah, that'll do it.  You fat fuck.

I do that, but i actually prefer diet coke as opposed to drinking it to keep the calories down.

I also keep ketchup in the fridge. Like the label says.

[Simon Pieman]

If they're diabetic I don't think they should be eating Supermegasize awesomeburgers. 

Don't see how it should affect them if they're type 1 diabetics.

[Rich Pullen]

The Large Hadron Collider: It's science talk for dabbling in black magic.

[Doore]

Fair enough.

Diet Coke, on the side of a Supermegasize awesomeburger.  Yeah, that'll do it.  You fat fuck.

(Unless you are Si Pie's mates who have type 1 diabetes.  You should have Diet Coke.)

All fixed.  I bet they have stylised beards too due to some skin abnormality on their faces.

Cunts.

[Chubbs]

I do that, but i actually prefer diet coke as opposed to drinking it to keep the calories down.

I also keep ketchup in the fridge. Like the label says.

ohh thats reminded me of the thing that annoys me the most.

people that put marmite in the fridge!!! are you fucking retarded?

[4D]

The Large Hadron Collider: It's science talk for dabbling in black magic.

Is Neville on here tonight, he'd be having a field day.

[Batch]

Adding to the indicating thing - people who don't indicate when going around a roundabout but indicate to exit it.

And people who indicate right to exit the roundabout. In what fucking world does indicating right seem like a good idea? And I don't mean people who forget to  cancel their indicators either, i mean go from not indicating to actively indicating right at point of egress. Tossers.

[suttonred]

ohh thats reminded me of the thing that annoys me the most.

people that put marmite in the fridge!!! are you fucking retarded?

In that case yes. Giving way to the left at roundabouts is high up for me. It's always dopey women.

[4D]

People who keep pressing their brake pedal every 10 yards. I have followed cars before who have braked 30 to 40 times in the space of time it took me to brake once.