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« Reply #15 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:11:46 » |
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Needles to say, I had the last laugh!  |
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:11:57 » |
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"I'm an arsonist with lots of matches, and I want to come in and set fire to your staff"
*Gate opens*
"Unbelieveable"
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:20:35 » |
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"Quite Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance"
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:45:02 » |
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Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus!
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:50:51 » |
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The one with Lt. Col. Kojak Slaphead III still makes me wet my pants everytime i see it.
That's the funniest thing ever Headslapping YOU BLOODY BUGGERING IDIOT BALD BRUMMIES!  |
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 12:04:31 » |
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The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:10:37 » |
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lyn, this is hotter than the surface of the sun!
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:16:04 » |
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how long did you put it in for?
8 minutes
8 minutes!?
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:17:53 » |
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this thread amused me  |
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:58:15 » |
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my favoruite little bit is the caller who would like to go to legoland windsor with sean connerry alan: tonight we're thinkabouting which celebrity you would like to spend a bank holiday with, and what would you do. on the line we have roy. roy: hello. alan: it's bank holiday, whatya doin, who's with yaa? roy: i'd like to go round legoland with sean connerry, then afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of windsor. alan: gotta say roy, don't think that's connerry's cup of tea. i think sean would rather do something like wander round the wildfoul park in pepperstock [scottish accent]with a bottle of scotch[/scottish accent]. roy: i don't agree, he'd go to legoland, bye. |
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:05:38 » |
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Do you like owls?
I know a cracking owl sanctuary!
Later on....
Don't mind me, just portraying a mad-man.
and.....
I suppose the most humane way to kill an owl would be death by firing squad.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:31:48 » |
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Alan Partridge.
Funny as fuck.
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:41:48 » |
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To Sonja: "I love you... in a way..."
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:46:22 » |
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Sonia: "I love you Alan"
Alan: "Thanks a lot!"
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:52:06 » |
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Yep, I've been pubic now for....32 years.
Susan, don't sing. It sounds baaad.
To look at you you'd think you had the voice of an angel!
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