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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:11:46 »

Needles to say, I had the last laugh!  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:11:57 »

"I'm an arsonist with lots of matches, and I want to come in and set fire to your staff"

*Gate opens*

"Unbelieveable"
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:20:35 »

"Quite Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance"
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:45:02 »

Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus!
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 11:50:51 »

Quote from: "Titch"
The one with Lt. Col. Kojak Slaphead III still makes me wet my pants everytime i see it.



That's the funniest thing ever

Headslapping

YOU BLOODY BUGGERING IDIOT

BALD BRUMMIES!  
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 12:04:31 »

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:10:37 »

lyn, this is hotter than the surface of the sun!
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:16:04 »

how long did you put it in for?

8 minutes

8 minutes!?
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:17:53 »

this thread amused me  Cool
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 13:58:15 »

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my favoruite little bit is the caller who would like to go to legoland windsor with sean connerry  
alan: tonight we're thinkabouting which celebrity you would like to spend a bank holiday with, and what would you do. on the line we have roy.

roy: hello.

alan: it's bank holiday, whatya doin, who's with yaa?

roy: i'd like to go round legoland with sean connerry, then afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of windsor.

alan: gotta say roy, don't think that's connerry's cup of tea. i think sean would rather do something like wander round the wildfoul park in pepperstock [scottish accent]with a bottle of scotch[/scottish accent].

roy: i don't agree, he'd go to legoland, bye.
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:05:38 »

Do you like owls?

I know a cracking owl sanctuary!

Later on....

Don't mind me, just portraying a mad-man.

and.....

I suppose the most humane way to kill an owl would be death by firing squad.
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:31:48 »

Alan Partridge.

Funny as fuck.

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« Reply #27 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:41:48 »

To Sonja:  "I love you... in a way..."
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:46:22 »

Sonia: "I love you Alan"

Alan: "Thanks a lot!"
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, June 10, 2005, 14:52:06 »

Yep, I've been pubic now for....32 years.

Susan, don't sing.  It sounds baaad.

To look at you you'd think you had the voice of an angel!
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