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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:34:43 »

Cliff Richard

Clap I never liked him but that Lord's Prayer shit he did at Christmas was sick inducing, especially when coupled with that smug look of self-appreciation.

I think i must be getting more chilled in my old age. Apart from Cliff, I really can't think of anyone that isn't a footballer or a politician.

Actually no, i can, i just don't know his name. He's a stand-up "comedian" who looks slightly like Colin Firth and had part of a sketch show for a while. He's also presented Have I Got News for You. Probably should give up stand-up really.
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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:36:50 »

jimmy carr
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:42:44 »

Lady Gaga.  "Look at me, I'm eccentric and really interesting.  I'm so edgy.  I wear weird stuff.  I'm really important."

Die.  Now.
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:43:22 »

Andie McDowell. Because she's worth it.
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:46:14 »

Clap Actually no, i can, i just don't know his name. He's a stand-up "comedian" who looks slightly like Colin Firth and had part of a sketch show for a while. He's also presented Have I Got News for You. Probably should give up stand-up really.

Lee Mack?
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« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:47:11 »

Actually no, i can, i just don't know his name. He's a stand-up "comedian" who looks slightly like Colin Firth and had part of a sketch show for a while. He's also presented Have I Got News for You. Probably should give up stand-up really.

Alexander Armstrong?
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« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:48:37 »

Alexander Armstrong?

That's the one. He's by no means funny.

Lee Mack is good. Well, he is sometimes.
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:49:08 »

Brilliant thread.

Fern Cotton. I love her smile, but as soon as she starts talking I want to punch her in the cunt. I guess it would need to be an uppercut.
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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 21:58:30 »

Easy - there is only one person who really gets to me.

Scott Mills
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« Reply #54 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:04:15 »

Easy - there is only one person who really gets to me.

Scott Mills

Because he drinks the streaky-white-love-piss.
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« Reply #55 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:11:55 »

Brilliant thread.

Fern Cotton. I love her smile, but as soon as she starts talking I want to punch her in the cunt. I guess it would need to be an uppercut.

Damn, read every single one suggested and thought Fern would be mine.

Fern makes me angry, angry enough to find a much slower and painfull way of killing her than stamping on her throat. Maybe salt in her food over months, gradually increasing it until her organs pack in.
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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:17:04 »

Jo Whiley
Bruce Forsyth
Reggie Yates
Every Geldof
Bono
Paul McCartney
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« Reply #57 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:24:43 »

Lily allen Ronan Keating David Cameron Stevie fucking G Graham Norton
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« Reply #58 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:26:37 »

Jo Whiley
Bruce Forsyth
Reggie Yates
Every Geldof
Bono

Paul McCartney

Doh Fucking yes, i forgot about those cunts! How could i forget them? Fuck me do i hate them, really truly fucking despise their bullshit.
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« Reply #59 on: Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 22:28:26 »

Davina McCall.

Totally devoid of any talent, or anything else that could possibly make her watchable. She probably only ever had something about her when she was a smack-head. She, however, thinks she's the bollocks purely because all the chavs idolise her. 
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