Anybody, and I mean anybody, who uses those yellow smiley face icons on this forum. The more unique they are (e.g. one yellow smiley face hitting another with a hammer, a yellow smiley face waving camply etc) the more I want to kill you.
I actually have a no smiley thing policy, and have even been known on occasion to write 'smiley thing, smiley thing' at the end of a post where I felt it necessary to convey a feeling of levity that might not have been immediately obvious from the text of the message itself.
I think we should also state very clearly that anyone who voluntarily chooses to use
yellow smiley faces is automatically an Oxford fan.
