What I love about that first post is that whilst describing the car that ran over her fob batteries, she describes it as 'blue'.
How many times have you had that conversation with a bird....
Me : What kind of car was it?
Her : A red one
Me : No, what kind of car
Her : A red one
Me : No, what make
Her : A red one
Me : No, a Ford, a BMW, a Renault or what?
Her : A red one