Samdy Gray
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« on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 15:49:48 » |
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adje
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:24:39 » |
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What led you to that website Sam?
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upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:32:42 » |
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By GetOrfMoiLand Wed 24-Mar-10 16:07:51
soapy tit wank!
I crashed into a pigeon doing about 80 on the M5 about 6 months ago. I was in the middle lane and the thing just swooped down and I bashed right into it. It made one hell of a bang and I looked behind me to see a huge cloud of feathers.
I was very upset and guilty and cried. When I pulled into the work car park I was given a few hmm looks, when I got out of the car I saw a great big crack in the number, and a load of feathers and blood smeared round the collision spot.
Poor bloody pigeon. What was it thinking? Ouch? |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 16:39:57 » |
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What led you to that website Sam?
Link was posted on another forum I frequent. |
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 17:26:13 » |
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What about this beauty..........crashed the car whilst trying to pick up a hot iron that had fallen over.... dont ask.  |
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 18:07:53 » |
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I think there's a fair amount of female one-upmanship going on that's turned a bit [cough]bullshit[/cough]. Some bird says she put the car in reverse when going 40mph... Some of it though is shocking. Women should have to pass their test annually. Actually, fuck that everyone should.  |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:12:45 » |
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This reminds me of an incident in the Merlin car park
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:16:39 » |
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She wont thank me for telling you this, but my best friend once stopped behind a row of parked cars for 15 MINUTES!! thinking it was the queue for a roundabout. I know it was that long because I was in the passenger seat chatting to her. Fucking lolz |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:22:40 » |
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Once we hired a car and drove up the M1 in a really bad thunderstorm. I couldn't work out why it had suddenly got SO foggy - I couldn't see a thing in front of me, and was doing 10mph in the left hand lane trying to follow the tail lights of the car in front. Didn't want to stop as was petrified about something coming into the back of us so ended up having to stick my head out of the window WHILE STILL DRIVING just to make out the white lines on the road.
Was only when we pulled into a service station I realised the windscreen had misted up and it wasn't foggy at all |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:33:44 » |
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It took me a while to realise what all this DH/DB/DP (hee hee) shit meant.
Do women talk like that in real life?
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 19:35:24 » |
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It took me a while to realise what all this DH/DB/DP (hee hee) shit meant.
Do women talk like that in real life?
I was wondering that, what does it all mean? |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:03:44 » |
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I was wondering that, what does it all mean?
Well i thought.......... Dear Husband Dear Boyfriend Dear Son Didn't see Dear Daughter though. Did I get that wrong? |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 20:16:13 » |
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 I'm trying to see if there is a poster on that site called JFW. |
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:00:59 » |
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What I love about that first post is that whilst describing the car that ran over her fob batteries, she describes it as 'blue'.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, March 29, 2010, 21:10:27 » |
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What led you to that website Sam?
He thought it was a MILF site. This is my favourite (my bolding): I got stuck next to a plant pot in a parking lot, and could not get out. I then phoned DB to come and rescue me, and having just gotten off the phone, realised that if I turn the wheel the other way, the car would move away from the plant pot and I could drive off free. So I did. But didn't tell DB who still drove over to rescue me from the plant pot prison. |
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