The Punch List

[suttonred]

1. Piers Morgan. I think he's been mentioned already.
2. Vernon Kay. Northern twat.
3. Jo Brand. OK I don't want to actually punch her. But she's a shit comedian with two jokes who keeps on ruining panel shows with her presence (especially QI).
4. Tony Blair and the entirety of his New Labour. Cunt.
5. Derek Achora. I have some residual energy to unleash on this scamster. He's just a shit Joey from Bread.

I was watching Jo Brand on something a few weeks back, and she was asked what was the best heckle at one of your gigs? She said someone shouted out "show us your cock"

[spacey]

Pretentious cunts who are up their own arse and suffer from a superiority complex.

Yeah, those peasants are beneath me.

[Anteater]

Some more :

John McCririck
Jeremy Clarkson
Hugh Grant
Clair Balding
Carol Kirkwood

[herthab]

Anyone who appears on Come Dine With Me.
Anyone who appeared on Big Brother.
Anyone who thinks Jeremy Clarkson is anything other than a cunt.
People who wear baseball caps.
Really short people.
Really tall people.
Average height people.
Fat people.
Thin people.
Average build people.
Scots.
Welsh.
Irish.
Most English people.
All other nationalities.
People who start conversations with me.
People who ignore me.
Good looking people.
Ugly people.
Hairy women.

There's more but I'll leave them for later.

[Spy]

people who make lists that cover all possiblities

[spacey]

People

[herthab]

People who criticise people who make lists to cover all possibilities

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Id like to add my annoying obese boss - who trys any stupid faddy diet tip going then preaches to the rest of the office.

This morning he told us to all drink a cup of hot water with a slice of lemon as it "burns fat"

ITS WATER!!!!!! 

[tans]

Mike Diamandis (Actually i dont want to punch him, just wish him a slow painful death)
John McCririck
Katie Price
Peter Andre
Shaun Woodward MP (blokes a cunt)
Any Big Brother contestant
Gordon Brown
Tony Blair
Danny fucking Dyer

[magicroundabout]

Anyone who appears on Come Dine With Me.
Anyone who appeared on Big Brother.
Anyone who thinks Jeremy Clarkson is anything other than a cunt.
People who wear baseball caps.
Really short people.
Really tall people.
Average height people.
Fat people.
Thin people.
Average build people.
Scots.
Welsh.
Irish.
Most English people.
All other nationalities.
People who start conversations with me.
People who ignore me.
Good looking people.
Ugly people.
Hairy women.

There's more but I'll leave them for later.

thats the last time i ever come and ask how you are then

cunt

 

[STFC Derby]

1. James Blunt.... 2. Jamie Carragher.... 3. Louis Walsh.... 4. Spoony.... 5. Alan Carr.

[blah blah]

1. CJ - cunt
2. Gary Neville - cunt
3. Davina MaCall - annoying bitch
4. Chris Moyles - twat
5. That big fat woman from the "How Clean is my house" show - fucking snobby cow
6. The annoying bloke sat behind me last Saturday who let everyone know that we were crap, playing Blue Square standard football, then urged Lucas to just hoof it 2 minutes later. And as we took the short corner that led to our goal shouted "Dont play it short they never work"
7. People who cant restrict a top 5 list to 5 people 

[Spy]

Chris Moyles
Jeremy Clarkson
Michael McIntyre
Sean Lock
Piers Morgan

[Fred Elliot]

Anyone who appears on Come Dine With Me.
Anyone who appeared on Big Brother.
Anyone who thinks Jeremy Clarkson is anything other than a cunt.
People who wear baseball caps.
Really short people.
Really tall people.
Average height people.
Fat people.
Thin people.
Average build people.
Scots.
Welsh.
Irish.
Most English people.
All other nationalities.
People who start conversations with me.
People who ignore me.
Good looking people.
Ugly people.
Hairy women.

There's more but I'll leave them for later.

Bald people

[Highland Robin]

Surprised not to see Max Clifford along side Cameron and Piers Morgan