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Very simply, list five people you'd really like to see punched very hard in the face - childish, but it makes you feel a lot better on a dreary Tuesday afternoon.
1. Gillian McKeith - you can't give health advice when you look like the corpse of a recently deceased meerkat.
2. Gabriele Marcotti & Spoony (counted as one, its my game)- for hosting the worst ever version of 606 - they don't seem to know anything about football.
3. Nicholas Cage - for having no talent at all and appearing in the remake of The Wicker Man.
4. Arsene Wenger - been an admirer for a long-time but now the smug moral superiority is really tarting to grate.
5. The bloke in the next team to mine at work - his desk is only a few feet away and he really, really stinks, usually of stale piss.
No rhyme or reason to that, and I'm sure there are plenty more deserving. Fun though.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:40:57 » |
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1. Russell Brand
2. Russell Brand
3. Russell Brand
4. David Cameron
5. Russell Brand
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:41:54 » |
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1. Piers Morgan
2. Piers Morgan
3. Piers Morgan
4. Piers Morgan
and last but not least
5. Piers Morgan.
I could probably come up with a few others, but he leaps to mind.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:42:30 » |
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CJ from Eggheads.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:44:49 » |
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1. Jamie Oliver
2. Bonnie Langford
3. Most MPs
4. Mick Hucknall
5. Jilly Goolden
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:50:06 » |
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1) Chris Moyles
2) Any of the 3 labour MP's up on expenses charges (2 punches if they squirm their way out of it)
3) Katie Price (for representing everything that is bad about this country)
4) Simon Cowell / Piers Morgan
5) CJ (good call Samdy, arrogant tosser, not you Samdy!)
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:51:23 » |
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stan collymore
peter andre
didier drogba
tim westwood
darren day
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:53:45 » |
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Dermot O'Leary - pointless twat.
Vernon Kay
Gary Neville
Alistair Darling
I agree with Billy Shears about Wenger - He just wont admit he's wrong.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:54:29 » |
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Just about all the above plus.....
1. Ant
2. Dec
3. Celine Dion
4. Oz Clarke
5. Tom Cruise
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:56:54 » |
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1. Jimmy Carr
2. Russel Brand
3. Zane Lowe
4. Sepp Blatter
5. Jimmy carr
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:57:17 » |
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Jeff Stelling
Christiano Ronaldo
Jermain Beckford
Kimi Raikkonen
Ian Beale
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Wir lassen uns unsere Liebe nicht nehmen
Nicht von den Bullen und nicht vom DFB
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 16:58:16 » |
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Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
Rio Ferdinand
Jordan/Katie Price (or whoever she want's to call herself)
Joey Beauchamp
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 17:01:17 » |
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Simon Cowell John Mcginlay Sepp Blatter Yeovil Red Dog  Nicky Forster |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 17:03:15 » |
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CJ from Eggheads.
Massive, massive cunt. |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 17:22:39 » |
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This thread is making me really angry  |
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