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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, February 9, 2010, 23:32:21 »

Margaret Thatcher
I'm stunned nobody had gone for the bitch before Scilly Red. My 5
Margaret Thatcher
Franchise Wankelman
James chinless wonder Wills
Mariah Carey
Whoever the wanker was whop refereed up at Wolves in the Semi Final of the League Cup and allowed Emlyn Hughes to stay on the pitch.
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 00:06:12 »

Adrian Chiles

your display of self-restraint last thursday was magnificent
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DMR

« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 00:51:07 »

Ooh, Rafa Benitez.
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 00:51:30 »

Football List :
Ken Bates
Jimmy Hill
Ron Atkinson
Mike Dieinmyhandplease
John Motson
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dell boy

« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 07:16:24 »

Jamie Oliver
Tony Blair
Ken Bates
Louie Walsh
Any policeman - bent fuckers
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 13:00:25 »

1)The woman who sits opposite me at work
2)Sussex
3) Jordan
4) Peggy Mitchell
5) a bloke in my office.
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 13:01:26 »

two more to add...

6) All white van drivers
7) All bouncers.....grrrr, I hate bouncers.
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 13:13:38 »

nigel winterburn deserves a good smack,and cashley cole.
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 13:30:16 »

Mr Russell Im not pleased that Im on your list!  Crying
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 13:39:08 »

Cliff Richard
Michael Ball (the singer not the player!)
Cheryl Cole
That bloke from the halifax adverts
Alan Titchmarsh
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swindon247

« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 13:42:40 »

1) Tommy Mooney
2) Andy Durso
3) david blaine
4) Jon Prescott
5) Gordan Brown
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 14:07:40 »

Cliff Richard
Michael Ball (the singer not the player!)
Cheryl Cole
That bloke from the halifax adverts
Alan Titchmarsh

I have been told I look like michael ball.  Glad I've had a haircut.  Should stop you slapping me if you spot me in the townend.
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 14:31:26 »

-Gordon Brown

-Harrient Fucking Harman

- Half of Chelseas squad (seriously, has there been a more cuntish team in history?)

-The cunts who go on about acid erosion tootpaste and tell you what a good idea to use it it it. In the small print it says they are dental marketing execs or something. Why should I listen to you? its your fucking job to sell this shit! you're not a cunting dentist, now get the fuck off my telly shit breath.

-Any football steward
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 14:32:21 »

I'd punch Adam cunting Virgo - 5 times.
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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 14:52:29 »

That fucking meerkat.  And anyone who thinks its funny to say 'simples'
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