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4D
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« on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 22:38:33 »

Can you tell that I'm bored?  Huh?

Best Smells - freshly baked bread, cut Lawn, roast dinner.

Worst Smells - dead rat (after about 5 days), a full bin bag (after about 5 days).
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 22:41:41 »

good-curry,bacon,freshly washed bed sheets,the sea breeze,

bad-old peoples care homes,stale fag stench,cat piss,mustard
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 23:04:01 »

Good- Freshly Cut Grass, Roast Dinner, Bubble Bath

Bad-Clostridium difficile, Necrotic Leg Ulcers
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 19, 2009, 23:07:59 »

good-curry,bacon,freshly washed bed sheets,the sea breeze,

bad-old peoples care homes,stale fag stench,cat piss,mustard

I will take all of your good (particularly the bed sheets), but I must disagree with your bad.

Bad - public crapper after anybody else who has had a shit in it, cat poo (fucking hideous), Jazz after shave - is it still sold?, armpits on the tube, anybody who doesn't shower or bathe at least every other day.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 05:19:46 »

Best: Freshly baked bread, fresh mint, lemon, cut grass, basil.

Worst: Body odour, bad breath, those hotdogs at the County Ground, eurggh they fucking make me heave.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 05:27:18 »

I smell fantastic after a shower, which has been known to happen from time to time.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 06:32:45 »

Good - candle being snuffed out

Bad - Tuna
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 07:09:39 »

Good - Two-stroke engines

Bad - Raw meat
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 07:28:59 »

Good - Two-stroke engines

Oh yeah! I used to get off on the smell of Rockoil in my old MX bike. Used to smell so much nicer than the Silkolene occassionally used. Smiley

Good smells: Curve by Liz Claibourne and Fresh Coffee
Bad smells: B.O., bad breath, toe-jam, the smell of the fishy waste in the bin i forgot to take out before i went away for a few days.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 08:41:48 »

Good: going for a Sunday afternoon walk in November (after one of the roast dinners 4D mentioned) and smelling damp leaves being burned on a bonfire.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 08:46:14 »

Best - Pipe smoke

Worst - A 2 month (might have been more) binman strike in the middle of summer, piles of rotting rubbish everywhere.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 09:00:41 »

Best - Airline fuel, Fresh bread, cigars, clean washing, coffee

Dog shit on the bottom of your shoe, cigarette smoke
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 09:19:29 »

best skunk
worst unwashed minge
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 09:40:49 »

best - really greasy chips with loads of vinegar (which is quite strange as now that I am getting older I find the taste less and less appealing)

worst - girls farts
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 20, 2009, 09:44:57 »

Best, Creosote,fresh tarmac, Rock oil( fully synthetic racing oil) Methanol mixed with Castrol R .

worst, cheap perfume, BO. Diesel fumes.
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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