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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #30 on: Sunday, October 25, 2009, 09:55:53 »

Best Smells -  Baked bread, Cooking bacon, Fried Onions, Diesel fumes, Creosote, Fresh brewed coffee

Worst Smells - Petrol, Blocked drains, Animal or human diarrhoea, Stale tabacco smoke
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« Reply #31 on: Sunday, October 25, 2009, 16:27:57 »

 

Best Smell: Steak on the barbecue, Chanel No 5 and it's for your benefit, the money for a proven goalscorer.

Worst Smell: The dump the day after a night of Arkells BBB and a vindaloo.
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« Reply #32 on: Sunday, October 25, 2009, 17:06:31 »

Best smells. Roast Lamb. Freshly cut grass. Outdoor Cigarette smoke reminds me of football, even though its banned at Swindon now. My own farts.

Worst smell. My mouth this morning.
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« Reply #33 on: Sunday, October 25, 2009, 17:10:42 »

Best - Lemon Oil
Worst - My breath in the morning (probably other times too)
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« Reply #34 on: Sunday, October 25, 2009, 17:10:47 »

Outdoor Cigarette smoke reminds me of football, even though its banned at Swindon now.

Ooh, I'm not alone. I've always felt like this, despite not being a smoker or a particular fan of the smell, but outdoors cigarette smoke always reminds me of the town end when I was younger.
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, October 26, 2009, 15:57:51 »

Best - Fresh coffee, mountain air, bacon

Worst - doughnuts cooking, sweet waffles cooking, chocolate (cooking or otherwise)
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« Reply #36 on: Monday, October 26, 2009, 16:53:17 »

I forgot, the smell of puppies is ace.
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, October 26, 2009, 16:55:27 »

I forgot, the smell of puppies is ace.

With a nice sauce i presume Red.
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, October 26, 2009, 17:08:10 »

Yeah. They smell exquisite fried up with a bit of garlic.
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, October 26, 2009, 17:49:23 »

Worst smell-raw onions
Best smell-frying onions
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, October 26, 2009, 22:35:16 »

The massive dump my cat did on the leather sofa last night has to be up there with the worst! lets just say she was a bit "ill"

What's French for cat?
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, October 26, 2009, 22:46:50 »

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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, October 27, 2009, 11:50:52 »

Best - Petrol

Worst - The old bog after a night on the scrumpy back home...
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« Reply #43 on: Tuesday, October 27, 2009, 21:13:28 »

Best - Petrol, fresh linen, hair after using salon products!

Worst - Kippers, cigarette smoke, mens beer emissions
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« Reply #44 on: Tuesday, October 27, 2009, 21:16:26 »

Best:
Freshley opened tin of Roses

Thats a really good one!
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