Retards who cant shut or open car doors properly

[Simon Pieman]

Someone did their best to block me in the other week. I nicked their car reversing out of the bay, put the tiniest scratch on my car, I assume the same for theirs.

I would have left some details if they hadn't inconsiderately parked their car.

[Rustle]

This happends to me all the time,they know you cant do anything about it because you're unable to give them a good whack,so therefore they pinch disabled places knowing we cant defend ourselves if they get violent,I've lost count of the times where i've been threatened (mainly my fault tho for speaking up)

A threat is enough for me to back down tho,because i would't stand a chance like many other disabled drivers.

[genf_stfc]

i get really annoyed with people parking in parent and child spaces.  the extra width really is necessary to get a toddler out of his car seat without dinging your neighbour, to assemble a pram safely off the road and away from the moving traffic and to deal with a trolley on the way back.  one problem is they put the spaces right next to the store, which really isn't necessary once you are pushing a pram, and just means lazy twats park in them.  another problem is the sheer number of disabled spaces - i understand the need for them (infact there is arguably a better case for disabled spaces nearest the store), but i can't believe that there are 4 times as many disabled badge holders as there are people with under 5 year olds in the country, but looking at any big car park you'd have to think thats the case.

[donkey]

Given the problem of child obesity would it not make sense to put these spaces far away from the shop to encourage walking.  And put the sweets on the first floor.

[Talk Talk]

I don't have toddlers any more and I don't need a disabled bay either yet.

So I park as far away from every other fucker as I can and walk.

It's not a solution for those of you that have to, it is just rather nice to be in the middle ground for once  

[genf_stfc]

I don't have toddlers any more and I don't need a disabled bay either yet.

So I park as far away from every other fucker as I can and walk.

It's not a solution for those of you that have to, it is just rather nice to be in the middle ground for once  

thats my point really, i've never found a car park thats so big i couldn't struggle across it without Kendal mint cake. being able to open the door fully and have the pram next to the car rather than rolling off down the entrance ramp while my back is turned is far more attractive. 

[Talk Talk]

thats my point really, i've never found a car park thats so big i couldn't struggle across it without Kendal mint cake. being able to open the door fully and have the pram next to the car rather than rolling off down the entrance ramp while my back is turned is far more attractive. 

You let your car roll off down entrance ramps?

[genf_stfc]

no, the pram.  it was empty at the time, fortunately

[Simon Pieman]

Wow, if shopping is that much of an ordeal maybe you should do it online.

[Div]

You sure it's just not wind damage, like if you just let the door swing open when you get out...

I've got a lovely 16 year old car, it's been used every day for the past 6/7 years, parking in different environments, between mini's,beamers and 4X4's. Tidied it up a little bit last week, taking all the stickers off, polishing it, replacing a rusty wing...not one dink, scratch or dent.

Isn't life grand, but then again i don't live down south, is there anything in the water?

I'll agree though, people who can't park straight, in the middle of the bay or over one of the lines are complete fuckers; but if the guy in the bay next to me ent straight, im moving well away. We should all leave notes on the wind-screen of the mindless fucks telling them they are going to die a painful death whilst driving home and not even the dog will shed a tear...

[Freddies Ferret]

I do....call me a saddo but a few times I have been so fucked off with people parking over 2 bays I have left them a note to kindly fuck right off and park properly!

[Ginginho]

I do....call me a saddo but a few times I have been so fucked off with people parking over 2 bays I have left them a note to kindly fuck right off and park properly!

saddo

[Fred Elliot]

I do....call me a saddo but a few times I have been so fucked off with people parking over 2 bays I have left them a note to kindly fuck right off and park properly!

Reminds me of the time that I borrowed Sharon's lipstick and wrote on this cunts windscreen words to the effect

"Next time you park next to me could you please leave me a tin opener so I can fucking get in !"

[Power to people]

Some tit in Asbo Wallmart's did my door recently. These fellas were good though:

http://www.dingmaster.co.uk/

Used these people myself on my last car that the neighbour dented and they done a great job, now have to use them again as some asehole in a 4x4 (due to height of the dent) has opened their door and put a nice dent in the passenger door and taken a bit of paint with it.

[Freddies Ferret]

Reminds me of the time that I borrowed Sharon's lipstick and wrote on this cunts windscreen words to the effect

"Next time you park next to me could you please leave me a tin opener so I can fucking get in !"

haha