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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 09:47:49 »

People who park in disabled bays without permission make me very angry.  Its inconsiderate and bloody lazy too. 

Conversely I'm staggered by the amount of abuse disabled people get by legitimately parking in these spaces. My wife has recently been eligible for a blue badge and the volume of insults criticism and comments she gets when she parks is astonishing, despite the fact she has stick and clearly has great difficulty walking
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 09:53:46 »

It's not easy getting those blue badges either.
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 12:23:47 »

I love the wankers who take up 2 spaces! It gives me great satisfaction parking my Sprinter van right up to the drivers side of the car so they cant open the door.
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 12:31:45 »

Standard punishment for parking in a disabled space without a permit on display should be tyre deflation... end of...
 
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 12:44:30 »

people who park in child and parent parking spaces at supermarkets when they are on there own piss me off - i lost it at some bloke who parked his merc in a "child" space while i had to get my kids and a trolley across the car park in the pissing rain - he looked at me like i was a mentalist, which, to be fair i am.....
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 13:57:14 »

people who park in child and parent parking spaces at supermarkets when they are on there own piss me off - i lost it at some bloke who parked his merc in a "child" space while i had to get my kids and a trolley across the car park in the pissing rain - he looked at me like i was a mentalist, which, to be fair i am.....

Or people parking in parent and child keeping the kids in the car while one of them pop's into the shop.....you don't need a parent and child space if your not getting out the car !!
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 15:10:56 »

Standard punishment for parking in a disabled space without a permit on display should be tyre deflation... end of...
 

I bought a valve key especially for that reason. Just remove the valves! However, i'm all mouth and no trousers and it's not my fight to fight. Plus I simply can't be fucked.
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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 15:15:05 »

I bought a valve key especially for that reason. Just remove the valves! However, i'm all mouth and no trousers and it's not my fight to fight. Plus I simply cunt be fucked.

I recently purchased a hockey stick for similar retribution

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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 16:03:18 »

I recently purchased a hockey stick for similar retribution

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Surely a knife would be a better weapon to deflate car tyres?

I hate cunts who park in disabled spaces, mother and baby spaces, drop off areas and then go into the supermarket and do a month's shopping, park too close, use two spaces. I'm clearly not a people person when it comes to parking.....
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 16:04:45 »

I recently purchased a hockey stick for similar retribution

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i purchased an airgun
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 16:18:56 »

i purchased an airgun

So did I, myself and the kids had a great afternoons practice in the back garden
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« Reply #56 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 16:24:41 »

i sat outside shooting at cars passing by
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #57 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:54:46 »

I love the wankers who take up 2 spaces! It gives me great satisfaction parking my Sprinter van right up to the drivers side of the car so they cant open the door.

A-la herthab in Swindon train station car park...

[url width=375 height=500]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3430/3290879114_c9260752c4.jpg?v=0[/url]

That'll learn the inconsiderate cunt.
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« Reply #58 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 17:56:57 »

Anytime that I go to Tesco's next to the County Ground I always park in hatched off areas.

I am a terrible person Smiley
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« Reply #59 on: Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 18:06:05 »

Standard punishment for parking in a disabled space without a permit on display should be tyre deflation... end of...
 

Wouldn't that just make all complaints you have about the idiot worthless - you deflating the tyres means they'll be there, in a place you don't want them to be, for a longer amount of time.

Why not get under the car, loosen the hand brake and roll it to the other end of the car park?

Just a thought i had.
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