Death by Chocolate.

[Simon Pieman]

Apparently the rumours are that there was a cat that lived in the uniform store of the factory that this guy was engaged in sexual activities with during his lunchtime and it was during one these session he fell in and died which puts a whole new slant on the phrase "have a break, have a Kit-Kat..."

For fuck sake innocent until proven guilty. I don't care if he paid of the cat's owner.

[@MacPhlea]

Apparently once he had cooled off at the morgue they retrieved a pretty impressive chocolate starfish

[@MacPhlea]

oh, and they they still can't find his Snickers

[spacey]

oh, and they they still can't find his Snickers

What the hell does that mean? You might aswell have said "His face is made of Creme eggs" or "Apparently when they pulled him out his arse was a Turkish delight."

You're just saying chocolate names. Shame on you all.