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« on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 09:32:20 » |
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nevillew
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 09:34:31 » |
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Did he come out all Curly Wurly ?
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 09:44:49 » |
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The Oompa-Loompas couldn't save him  |
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:03:14 » |
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this is the best topic of the day.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:06:56 » |
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Its making me peckish
Could someone go to the shop and but me a Kinda Bueno (white) please? thanks
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:36:46 » |
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I heard a wispa they couldn't get him out cos he was Nestled at the bottom and when he fell in it he didn't even make a ripple ! etc.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 12:36:53 » |
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I wonder if he did a Twirl on the way in?
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 15:30:34 » |
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I heard it took a double decker to get the body out...
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nevillew
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 15:33:10 » |
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Found him flaked out in the bottom of the tank.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 15:38:51 » |
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Apparently the rumours are that there was a cat that lived in the uniform store of the factory that this guy was engaged in sexual activities with during his lunchtime and it was during one these session he fell in and died which puts a whole new slant on the phrase "have a break, have a Kit-Kat..."
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 15:50:45 » |
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The pall bearers at the funeral will be carrying individual roses. Controversy has already arisen over who gets the caramel cup.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:00:31 » |
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When they emptied the vat the body wasn't there, all they found was buttons !
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:05:34 » |
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It took them 24 hours to get the body out...in fact the fire brigade said it was a marathon effort.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:25:58 » |
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Oh piss off.
I stumble across this and it is punned out already.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 16:28:37 » |
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is this true or just a careless wispa? and apparently police have recovered an Ipod from the Vat of chocolate in New Jersey, the track playing was Paper lace - Billy Don't be an aero.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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