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michael
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« on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 09:54:59 »

...for one more season at least.

1) We all love him
2) Red suits him
3) He won't have to move home
4) He will play every week, even if a leg is hanging off
5) Scoring 20+ goals a season is good for the bank balance in these times of global economic downturn

So, mostly trivial reasons but reasons all the same.

That's all I can think of for now, there must be some more?
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:02:31 »

He wont have to upgrade his gross WAG who he seems to favour - she is soooo League one
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:04:12 »

miaouw - saucer of milk for table 2 please
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:12:34 »

6) He will never, ever be subbed. Seriously, is it in his contract or something? I know he's our best player, but even when he looks knackered/injured and we're 3-0 up he stays on the field.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:13:18 »

He wont have to upgrade his gross WAG who he seems to favour - she is soooo League one

Whatever, I bet shes hot.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:17:20 »

nahhhhh our best player deserves a much nicer one!
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:19:15 »

WE ALL LOVE COX
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:21:28 »

look what happened to Parkin when he left. The grass ain't always greener Coxy...
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 10:22:01 »

oooooooooh good point Juddie!
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:00:31 »

She goes to most of the games and always seems nice to me.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:03:40 »

Now now Paolo, everyone knows WAGs are not judged on their personalities.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:04:11 »

look what happened to Parkin when he left. The grass ain't always greener Coxy...

...but look what happened to Rory bloody Fallon!!!

Its better for Simon Cox at this stage of his career to be playing football every week. Off the top of my head he has missed one league game through suspension and I seem to remember him being subbed off once? He has easily played the most minutes for us this season.

Sitting in someones reserves or coming off the bench for 20 minutes each week wont be the same.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:11:41 »

He could definitely cement a place in a decent Championship side. Why would he want to stay here really?
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:21:37 »

Very true. She has big ones of them too.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, March 27, 2009, 11:24:37 »

He wont have to upgrade his gross WAG who he seems to favour - she is soooo League one

Perhaps she is a really lovely person and he isn't as shallow as a puddle. Or maybe she's just an amazing shag.
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