Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: FAO Women:  (Read 2227 times)
Sussex

« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 05:16:50 »

I like where this thread is going, keep it going fellas (and ladies, at a push..)

For the record, isn't it just easier to piss in the sink?
Logged
tans
You spin me right round baby right round

Offline Offline

Posts: 26810





Ignore
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 07:09:54 »

Havent we had a similar thread to this before?

I think JFW said she liked to shit in the swimming pool or something?
Logged
dell boy

« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 09:56:13 »

Havent we had a similar thread to this before?

I think JFW said she liked to shit in the swimming pool or something?

To see a floating turd in the swimming pool must be a lifeguards worst fear .... who clears it up?
Logged
Jamiesfuturewife
Cats is nature

Offline Offline

Posts: 11649





Ignore
« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:24:44 »

Oh god not this again!!

if its runny we have to clear the pool for 5 hours - If its solid we scoop it out
Logged
Bob's Orange
Has brain escape barriers

Offline Offline

Posts: 29835





Ignore
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:31:32 »

Oh god not this again!!

if its runny we have to clear the pool for 5 hours - If its solid we scoop it out

With bare hands?
Logged

we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
Jamiesfuturewife
Cats is nature

Offline Offline

Posts: 11649





Ignore
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:34:26 »

NO!!!! a net thing
Logged
Bob's Orange
Has brain escape barriers

Offline Offline

Posts: 29835





Ignore
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:36:42 »

NO!!!! a net thing

Poor Annette Thing!
Logged

we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
magicroundabout
Fanta Pants

Offline Offline

Posts: 8786




Ignore
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:39:19 »

hoe often does this happen?
Logged

Jamiesfuturewife
Cats is nature

Offline Offline

Posts: 11649





Ignore
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:41:09 »

Not very often - although puking on poolside seems to happen quite alot recently - luckily most people make it to the side and dont do it in the pool! - although someone puked by the shallow end steps the other morning and didnt tell the lifeguard - only found it when I nearly stood in it!
Logged
magicroundabout
Fanta Pants

Offline Offline

Posts: 8786




Ignore
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:43:39 »

i can understand the being sick part. swallowing pool water makes you feel awful.

Logged

Gazza's Fat Mate
Morality Robocop

Offline Offline

Posts: 1024




Ignore
« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 12:54:11 »

I have a secert loo at work I have the only key I have a nice stash of in stuff to read and often have a nice 15min telphone call form mr brown normally about 2 in the afternoon.
Logged

Ash - "GFM Mate your like like Marmite you Love it or Hate it"
Christian Roberts " I fucking hate Marmite"
spacey

Offline Offline

Posts: 2706



WWW
« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 13:33:00 »

I bet it's Spacey.

Yeah, what Sam doesn't realise is that I also piss in the soap dispenser and smear snot on the hand towels.
Logged
Mexicano Rojo

Offline Offline

Posts: 11953


Demasiado no es demasiado




Ignore
« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 13:49:25 »

and spunk in the urinal?
Logged
spacey

Offline Offline

Posts: 2706



WWW
« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 14:00:50 »

I save that for the 5th floor selection button in the lift.
Logged
red socks

« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 14:01:40 »

Some sick bastard in my local pub took a dump in bog roll then placed it in the communal urinal - disgusting, i pity the poor bar maid who had to clear that up
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3   Go Up
Print
Jump to: