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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 06:33:38 » |
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I like where this thread is going, keep it going fellas (and ladies, at a push..)
For the record, isn't it just easier to piss in the sink?
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 08:26:42 » |
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Havent we had a similar thread to this before?
I think JFW said she liked to shit in the swimming pool or something?
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:13:01 » |
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Havent we had a similar thread to this before?
I think JFW said she liked to shit in the swimming pool or something?
To see a floating turd in the swimming pool must be a lifeguards worst fear .... who clears it up?
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:41:32 » |
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Oh god not this again!!
if its runny we have to clear the pool for 5 hours - If its solid we scoop it out
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:48:20 » |
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Oh god not this again!!
if its runny we have to clear the pool for 5 hours - If its solid we scoop it out
With bare hands?
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:51:14 » |
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NO!!!! a net thing
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:53:30 » |
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NO!!!! a net thing
Poor Annette Thing!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:56:07 » |
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hoe often does this happen?
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:57:57 » |
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Not very often - although puking on poolside seems to happen quite alot recently - luckily most people make it to the side and dont do it in the pool! - although someone puked by the shallow end steps the other morning and didnt tell the lifeguard - only found it when I nearly stood in it!
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 12:00:27 » |
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i can understand the being sick part. swallowing pool water makes you feel awful.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 14:10:59 » |
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I have a secert loo at work I have the only key I have a nice stash of in stuff to read and often have a nice 15min telphone call form mr brown normally about 2 in the afternoon.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 14:49:48 » |
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I bet it's Spacey.
Yeah, what Sam doesn't realise is that I also piss in the soap dispenser and smear snot on the hand towels.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 15:06:13 » |
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and spunk in the urinal?
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 15:17:38 » |
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I save that for the 5th floor selection button in the lift.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 15:18:28 » |
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Some sick bastard in my local pub took a dump in bog roll then placed it in the communal urinal - disgusting, i pity the poor bar maid who had to clear that up
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