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« on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 19:56:50 » |
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Not entirely PC but did make me laugh...
The US secret service are having a nightmare training the first ever black President against terrorist attacks. Every time they shout "GET DOWN," the fucker starts dancing.
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 21:04:31 » |
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Apparently the muslims are putting bombs into tins of alphabetti spagetti, that could spell disaster if it goes off.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:07:25 » |
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Have you heard about the new Muslim pull-string doll?
It looks the part, but no-one knows what it says cos no fuckers brave enough to pull the string.
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:11:45 » |
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I'm disappointed DMR! From you I expect far more controversial humour than that previous effort. C- The first joke was better  |
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DMR
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:56:53 » |
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Rich, if I were too look at your avatar and quote "jizzed in my pants" would you I be right, or would you think I'm some sort of gayer?
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:04:43 » |
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Oh dear, you would be right.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:25:45 » |
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when bruce willis died at the end of 6th sense
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:51:15 » |
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Apparently the muslims are putting bombs into tins of alphabetti spagetti, that could spell disaster if it goes off.
Good old Tim Vine! |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:51:17 » |
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Anyone going to Tony Harts funeral? Its pencilled in for next week, buy might be a bit drawn out.
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aptain Cabinet, trapped in a cabinet, can he get out? will he get out? course he can.
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:54:13 » |
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Anyone going to Tony Harts funeral? Its pencilled in for next week, buy might be a bit drawn out.
Tee-hee. Good one. |
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:54:26 » |
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The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:56:53 » |
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The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...
I don't get it. |
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:58:11 » |
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I don't get it.
It's a reference to a song from a Lonely Island/Saturday Night Live sketch. |
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:58:42 » |
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The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...
[url width=800 height=600]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rosa.l/tumbleweed_004.jpg[/url] |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 13:23:10 » |
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The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...
walked outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang |
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