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DMR

« on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 19:56:50 »

Not entirely PC but did make me laugh...

The US secret service are having a nightmare training the first ever black President against terrorist attacks. Every time they shout "GET DOWN," the fucker starts dancing.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 21:04:31 »

Apparently the muslims are putting bombs into tins of alphabetti spagetti, that could spell disaster if it goes off.
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From the services at Leicester
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DMR

« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:07:25 »

Have you heard about the new Muslim pull-string doll?

It looks the part, but no-one knows what it says cos no fuckers brave enough to pull the string.
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:11:45 »

I'm disappointed DMR! From you I expect far more controversial humour than that previous effort.

C-

The first joke was better

Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 22:56:53 »

Rich, if I were too look at your avatar and quote "jizzed in my pants" would you I be right, or would you think I'm some sort of gayer?
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:04:43 »

Oh dear, you would be right.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:25:45 »

when bruce willis died at the end of 6th sense
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 23:51:15 »

Apparently the muslims are putting bombs into tins of alphabetti spagetti, that could spell disaster if it goes off.

Good old Tim Vine!
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:51:17 »

Anyone going to Tony Harts funeral?  Its pencilled in for next week, buy might be a bit drawn out.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:54:13 »

Anyone going to Tony Harts funeral?  Its pencilled in for next week, buy might be a bit drawn out.

Tee-hee. Good one.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:54:26 »

The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:56:53 »

The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...

I don't get it.
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:58:11 »

I don't get it.

It's a reference to a song from a Lonely Island/Saturday Night Live sketch.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:58:42 »

The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...

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« Reply #14 on: Monday, January 26, 2009, 13:23:10 »

The other night I saw a film... as i recall, it was a horror film...

walked outside into the rain
checked my phone and saw you rang
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