Drunken Meltdowns.

[Leggett]

i dont really have any drunken meltdown stories, certainly none to match the caliber of some of these tales!

i've been blown up by a calor gas bottle, and i've dislocated my knee but thats about it...

[ronnie21]

Many years ago I got pissed and felt awful - and still slightly pissed - the next morning.  Wifey reminded me I had promised to get rid of a load of garden rubbish, so I promptly set fire to it!  Unfortunately I used a can of petrol to start the bonfire, as soon as I lit the match, massive bang and a lot of singed hair and clothes etc.  Lesson learned!

I seem to recall Ralphy having a drunken moment on a certain away match last season!

[Bennett]

all i've done is get massively drunk at reading and chase people round the campsite asking if they were toby and hugging them. the downside to this was i was also flinging crab paste at people simultaneously.

i didn't drink for the rest of the weekend, then for 6 years afterwards. it's ok though, i'm back on it now so hopefully i'll do something really fucking dumb soon. i think i tried to sodomise my mrs whilst battered this weekend

[Samdy Gray]

i think i tried to sodomise my mrs whilst battered this weekend

Haha, we've all been there (tried to sodomise whilst pissed, not neccesarily on your mrs I mean).

[Saxondale]

Last time I was at glastonbury my Mrs had been feeling unwell on the last night so I did the good hubby bit and made sure she was ok.  She got quickly better, so I thought 'ok, ill hit the jamesons'.  Turned into a cliched whisky drunk.  Falling over in the mud people coming to help pick me up.  Some of them I decided were my best mates some I was screaming at to fuck off.  Lying on the floor very angry with the sky I seem to recall.  Kneeling in the tent pissing just out of the doorway was not popular.

Not touched Jamesons since.  Now do Jack instead.

[STFC4LIFE]

I think i've posted my fence fucker night.

There's a few more but nothing quite like that.

[Bob's Orange]

I walked home from a Christmas party once in Edinburgh and ended up walking in the completely opposite direction that I needed to get to. I ended up at Seafield in Edinburgh which is by the sea and I phoned a taxi but had lost the ability to speak and I didn't know where I was. For some bizzare reason I ended up volleying my mobile phone into the sea.

I have no idea how I got home that evening!

[Sippo]

Gillingham away was embarrasing for me.

[Dazzza]

I’ve been lucky enough to never really lose it as such but one of the slightly les savory incidents I can recall is the sauce fight we had in our local.  Me anda few mates were messing about when a few tabs of  Tabasco ends up in someone’s drink.   

Childish pranks continue and escalate during the evening until all out ‘sauce war’ develops.  Armed with the industrial sized squeezy bottles you get in cafs about 4-5 of us turned the bar into a bloodbath and the place was packed with standing room only, it was New Years 2000.

How we didn’t get a kicking or even get kicked out is absolutely beyond me.  We were all covered from head to toe in a mixture mustard, ketchup and brown sauce and had to spend the remainder of the evening stinking.

I still pulled mind.

[Bob's Orange]

I’ve been lucky enough to never really lose it as such but one of the slightly les savory incidents I can recall is the sauce fight we had in our local.  Me anda few mates were messing about when a few tabs of  Tabasco ends up in someone’s drink.  

Childish pranks continue and escalate during the evening until all out ‘sauce war’ develops.  Armed with the industrial sized squeezy bottles you get in cafs about 4-5 of us turned the bar into a bloodbath and the place was packed with standing room only, it was New Years 2000.

How we didn’t get a kicking or even get kicked out is absolutely beyond me.  We were all covered from head to toe in a mixture mustard, ketchup and brown sauce and had to spend the remainder of the evening stinking.

I still pulled mind.

I don't believe you. What's your sauce?

[Dazzza]

I think I had mustard as my hair was dripping with ketchup and my trousers looked like I'd had a dirty protest.

[Bogus Dave]

A few of ud from our house went out in bristol a few months back, for the student night in oceana. There were coaches running from the university which were only £10 return, not bad value thought i. Sadly i had a few too many pints for a pound, ended up leaving/kicked out about half 11, got a taxi home alone and threw up in said taxi. Woke up in the morning £150 poorer.

[Bennett]

Haha, we've all been there (tried to sodomise whilst pissed, not neccesarily on your mrs I mean).

at no point has the notion even been entertained but i still went for the prize!
the worst/best thing is she was battered also so i wasn't/am not sure if i want to bring it up and apologise 

[Samdy Gray]

Just get pissed and try again.

[Bennett]

i'm hoping it'll be my christmas present