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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 16:18:36 »

One of my most embarrassing, simply because of the scale of people who found out, was my second night after moving into halls for uni. We'd been out at the halls bar which they had extended into the canteen room for a 'club night'. The club night was rather wank, so my new flatmate and I decided to get absolutely shitfaced.

Once I got back to my corridor I went back outside (unknown to my other flatmates) and befriended some other people who were climbing the monument outside the halls. We all went back to theirs to play drinking games. The last thing I remember was puring chilli sauce into half a pint of vodka and downing it for a dare. I woke up at 10am the next day not really knowing how I got there but thinking nothing of it.

Apparently I'd been chucked out by my new friends, after pissing in their kitchen and throwing up everywhere. Somehow I'd managed to get back in and decided I needed to steal all their bread to make toast. I was 'returned' to my rightful corridor by the halls warden at 7am the following day, much to the surprsie of my corridor (who all thought I was in bed) and was thrown into a cold shower for 30 minutes by my other flatmate, before being dumped into bed.

I think the best thing was that I couldn't remember any of this, so when I woke up I acted as if nothing had happened. I also layed off the beer for a week. The very next time I got drunk I decided to do some other brilliant stuff which my housemates also found unfunny. Well except the other guy I'd got trollied with on the first incident, he actually did find it brilliant and I was apparently his hero.

Good times.
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 16:51:33 »

These are great and I've done some silly shit - but I'd call them drunken indescretions (sp?) rather than a "meltdown" if you understand me, more messing about than having some sort of breakdown.

My only real meltdown would be having a blazing row with my brother in which I (falsely) declared I was shagging his missus, he went outside and booted the wing mirrors of what he thought was my new Astra but was in fact some other geezers motor.

Hilarious at the time, although I felt like a cunt the next day for making such a potentially damaging claim. All was forgiven mind.
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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 17:09:03 »

Gillingham away was embarrasing for me.

haha, i don't know what you mean!!
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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 17:58:51 »

Hartlepool away............
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 18:01:21 »

Were you hanging?
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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 18:02:04 »

Were you hanging?

Yes.
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 18:08:30 »

A night sleeping on a park bench in Brighton springs to mind.....
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« Reply #52 on: Thursday, December 25, 2008, 00:41:15 »

Hartlepool away............

There's a line under it somewhere, I think it's drawn.
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« Reply #53 on: Thursday, December 25, 2008, 09:56:19 »

I was sick all over my girlfriends clothes because it was at the side of the bed last night.
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« Reply #54 on: Sunday, December 28, 2008, 15:05:05 »

I am very poorly today - hence why I am not at work or football today- its quite embarressing that a women of 28 needs to be carried home by an 18 year old boy

I also have a very bruised foot as I stole the ceramic pig from outside Za Za's flat and dropped it on my foot

oh god I feel so sick I really cant handle it any more
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« Reply #55 on: Sunday, December 28, 2008, 15:17:44 »

i saw what you wrote on your facebook profile, i thought you might have been pissed.

did you try touching the 18yr old boy? Wink
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« Reply #56 on: Sunday, December 28, 2008, 15:26:55 »

NO!!! but he still gave me a cuddle even when I had just been sick and was crying and had makeup all over my face!
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« Reply #57 on: Sunday, December 28, 2008, 15:28:50 »

Cheesy

I think he might love you!

Being sick after a night out? Thats thuggish behaviour.....
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« Reply #58 on: Sunday, December 28, 2008, 15:35:09 »

Dont say that!!!
I feel so ill still
Graham owed me anyway for the night he threw up all over the side of my car
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« Reply #59 on: Sunday, December 28, 2008, 15:36:31 »

fair play then.

also why is whenever girls are sick they start crying?
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