Drunken Meltdowns.

[flammableBen]

We've all done silly regrettable stuff when drunk, my clothing deficiancy antics post Cheltenham away last year have been pretty well documented. Of course there's all the other stuff as well, texting birds telling them that I love them and such.

So what are your best Drunken Meltdowns? We're not here to judge, some embarrassment can be humbling.

[flammableBen]

You pussies. Post about your shameful behaviour.

[suttonred]

Guess mine was getting completely lashed on one christmas eve, getting home at god knows what time, having a whizz on my sleeping little brother, followed by a bout of marching up the road singing naked in the snow at 5am, I apparently then insisted on cooking an xmas barbecue breakfast at 6am dressed  in nothing bar a party hat. Stayed up, passed out in my dinner. Before finally no doubt to the relief of everyone falling asleep in the (only)bath(room) for 8 hours. I have never ever got drunk on xmas eve since.  Amen.

[Danjackson10]

Guess mine was getting completely lashed on one christmas eve, getting home at god knows what time, having a whizz on my sleeping little brother, followed by a bout of marching up the road singing naked in the snow at 5am, I apparently then insisted on cooking an xmas barbecue breakfast at 6am dressed  in nothing bar a party hat. Stayed up, passed out in my dinner. Before finally no doubt to the relief of everyone falling asleep in the (only)bath(room) for 8 hours. I have never ever got drunk on xmas eve since.  Amen.

that is ace

[Rustle]

Being sick over a woman's dress on the dance floor many moons ago on a new years eve, I happen to win £100 on the bandit and started hitting the pernod's mixed with lager,which then gave me illusions that i could dance, until i threw up all over the dance floor and over a woman.

All i can remember after that was being dragged out and dumped in the street,while my mates was fighting with the staff and some of the regs that dragged me out,all in all they end up in the cells i ended up at home in an unconcious state.

I did send a huge bouquet of flowers 2 days later to the club so they could give them to that lady.

[flammableBen]

Did you ever find out if the lady got the flowers?

[flammableBen]

You lot are rubbish. Everybody's had a drunken meltdown or 10. It's therapeutic to share and laugh.

[axs]

I haven't, well not to your's and Yove's scale anyway.

Once fell asleep in a Birmingham pub toilet after getting stitched up playing spoof and drank 'some' shots. Got woken up by the staff saying I had to leave now or they would throw me out physically.

[Samdy Gray]

Mine would also be after the Cheltenham away game last year. I was very pissed and had a massive row with my missus, she ended up throwing her engagement ring back at me. It ended up with me walking home from town without having a fucking clue how I got there or how long it took me.

[flammableBen]

I remembered that whilst I was writing the first post.

Good day all round.

[Samdy Gray]

I've also got this one from Dell's "How do you classify being pissed?" thread.

My mate's parents were away for the weekend so we headed round there for a bit of a party. Another mate brought some drinks and gave me a near full bottle of Bells whisky whilst he takes a bottle of WKD. I proceeded to neck half the bottle because the effect wasn't kicking in, then when it did it fucking hit me big time. I ended up chasing a bunch of chavs down the road with a kitchen knife and tried to knock my sister's mate off a 5ft wall. My friends then locked you in a garage to sleep it off (again I haven't a clue how long I was in there) only for me to break out and puke up in the fish pond in the back garden at which point my sister calls my mum to come and pick me up and I end up in A&E being treated for alcohol poisoning. All at the age of 14. Brilliant.

[Rustle]

Did you ever find out if the lady got the flowers?

Yes ben because it was workingmens club,so they knew who she was. 

But i still got banned from the club.

[axs]

You should have a medal. Teenagers nowadays have no idea how to live it up.

My friend also once upchucked in a fishpond. the fish seemed to like it.

[Mexicano Rojo]

I once woke up in a police cell in san cristobel de casa in chiapas mexico, i had an arguement with my girlfriend in a bar when i was hammered and some local zapatista guys thought i was going to beat on her (not that i would in a million years) i thought they were hitting on her so i got all pissed up and jealous and protective and decided to take on these proper fucking nutters.

Local Police put me in the cell for the night for my own protection on insistence from my missus (who was a mexican), she thought they were going to kill me. I really have no recollection of this at all. so fuck knows what happened, just woke up in a cell and in the morning after giving the coppers mucho pesos had to leave town with my missus sharpish

[axs]

Haven't you fucked off to Spain yet?