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land_of_bo

« on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 14:38:31 »

Call 123 from a landline, WTF is going on???
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 14:39:47 »

Alright Tinkerbell calm down!
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 14:43:17 »

i read this was happening
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 14:43:23 »

I assume it's a theamed speaking clock thing. Like when they got Tom Bakers voice to do the text->speech service.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 14:44:54 »

I think my eardrum has just split.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 14:54:21 »

Fucking yanks.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 14:58:05 »

I phone it quite often, for company, and was not pleased with that stupid loud bitch being on the other end.
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 15:02:27 »

I reckon someone should start a manual talking clock.  Employ some people to answer calls personally and tell people the time, this automated shite is not customer focussed enough.

Anyone want to work for me at the new talking clock?

The interview would consist of role plays, and a few practice runs, consisting of

"Good afternoon, you're through to the real talking clock, the time at the beep is xx:xx beeeeeep"

People would much prefer that surely?
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 16:14:07 »

At the third stroke, the time sponsored by Accurist will be: Twelve. Thirty. And. 20 seconds.

I want the job.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 16:31:39 »

You got it Barry, you can be team leader if you like.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 16:32:18 »

You got it Barry, you can be team leader if you like.

Or time leader.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #11 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 16:33:20 »

Or even Time Lord
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, October 31, 2008, 17:00:27 »

Fuckin yanks. I'm not clapping if tinkerbell gets chinned by hook!
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