The talking clock

[land_of_bo]

Call 123 from a landline, WTF is going on???

[janaage]

Alright Tinkerbell calm down!

[Chubbs]

i read this was happening

[Batch]

I assume it's a theamed speaking clock thing. Like when they got Tom Bakers voice to do the text->speech service.

[A Gent Orange]

I think my eardrum has just split.

[Samdy Gray]

Fucking yanks.

[Barry Scott]

I phone it quite often, for company, and was not pleased with that stupid loud bitch being on the other end.

[janaage]

I reckon someone should start a manual talking clock.  Employ some people to answer calls personally and tell people the time, this automated shite is not customer focussed enough.

Anyone want to work for me at the new talking clock?

The interview would consist of role plays, and a few practice runs, consisting of

"Good afternoon, you're through to the real talking clock, the time at the beep is xx:xx beeeeeep"

People would much prefer that surely?

[Barry Scott]

At the third stroke, the time sponsored by Accurist will be: Twelve. Thirty. And. 20 seconds.

I want the job.

[janaage]

You got it Barry, you can be team leader if you like.

[Bob's Orange]

You got it Barry, you can be team leader if you like.

Or time leader.

[land_of_bo]

Or even Time Lord

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

Fuckin yanks. I'm not clapping if tinkerbell gets chinned by hook!