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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:43:04 »

I have looked everywhere! can't find the fucker!

Would it be in my loft?

The only other thing is to turn it off at the meter would that work?

would my water compnay know where the stopcok is?
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:43:46 »

shouldnt it be in the kitchen somewhere??

mines behind the dishwasher
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:44:42 »

if you cannot find it indide your home look directly out the front of your property on the path outside lift up the cover and turn it off there.i'd guess the first one inside the home will be in the kitchen
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:44:52 »

Mine is in the bathroom.
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Dozno9

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:46:30 »

Look under the kitchen sink and follow the cold tap line back.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:47:57 »

Is it what girls say to you? Stop, cock!
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:48:34 »

Look under the kitchen sink and follow the cold tap line back.

done that no vaule nothing it just cold tap in kitchen, pipe, wall, outside!

Guess I'l have to turn it off at the meter!
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:56:19 »

Mine's in a kitchen cupboard near the sink, but not directly under it.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:56:51 »

Jeez dont turn off at the meter, pressure will build up and blow back through your cistern!
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:01:16 »

Jeez dont turn off at the meter, pressure will build up and blow back through your cistern!

how am i mean't to turn the water off then?
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:02:10 »

outside your home gfm!
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:03:37 »

Don't worry about it GFM, just let it flood and then claim.  If you need any advice about that let pm me!  ;-)
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:05:53 »

how am i mean't to turn the water off then?

I was winding you up, just to imagine the swearing and the hell for leather run from your pc (sorry) it will more than likely be under a 6-8 inch square metal cover on youre pavement if you have one, pavement that is.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:15:26 »

shouldnt it be in the kitchen somewhere??

mines behind the dishwasher

"jwf in non-blond post shocker"

:-)
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:22:32 »

"jwf in non-blond post shocker"

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ha ha ha! My boyfriend MAKES me learn stuff like this you see so the house doesnt flood in his absence
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